Boink Her Pink: Ultimate Guide to the G-Spot Orgasm Female Ejaculation (Squirting)

By Jani Zubkovs

Review
Whoa! How Did You Do That?, August 26, 2006

Reviewer: Bonster (LA, CA) - Amazon.com Review
Cool book. The author writes from a lively, often humorous man point of view. The author does not write in a preachy manner, it is as though I was talking to a more experienced friend. The book and the Method are easy to read and to understand. I really appreciated that.

Doctors write most of these types of books. We all know that doctors have a language of their own; I don't know what they are talking about half of the time. This book is different. The author explains the G-gasm Method in detail. This book takes you by the hand and explains to you the steps on how to please a woman. Enjoy the G-gasm book and all the exploration that comes along with it.

I bought this book for my husband, he is into pleasing me now and I love it. G-gasm Method is witty, clever and above all, informative; I love what my husband can now do to me. This book has added a completely new dimension to our sex life and after 20 years of marriage that is certainly welcome.

Trust me, buy it for him... to please you.

Product description:

This book is dedicated to the 1,767,397,107* ladies that have never experienced an orgasm.

*My very rough estimate

Guys, finally you have clear, concise instructions on how to properly please your woman. The female body is not a whodunit mystery. You don't just stick it, jackhammer away as fast and hard as you can.

First one smoking a cigarette wins. Wrong!

The G-gasm Method will teach you how to really please a lady. You will be strutting around the room like a well-oiled porn star. You will feel like you are ten feet tall because of what you can do to her. You get a tremendous sense of satisfaction knowing you have given your woman that much pleasure. The look on her face is priceless.

There is nothing more satisfying than hearing her scream with pleasure, teasing her, and knowing that she is getting off because of you.

Ladies, tape this book to your ass. You will glow like a hot bulb in a cold hard steel pot. Your self-confidence will be at an all time high.

The G-gasm Method is all about pleasing you. You will be screaming "Oh my gosh!" until your throat is sore and your eyes roll back. There is nothing ladylike about it.

Total satisfaction.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jani Zubkovs
• Release date: Feb 10, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458082206

Jani Zubkovs

After 25 years in the bar business, the last 17 owning and operating an infamous biker bar named Bonnie & Clyde's Saloon in East Northport, NY, Jani decided that it was time for America's men to fight back and regain their stones. As you well know, millions of men have essentially had their walnut sized cullions wrenched out from under them … and have been pussified and sissified by the media, the feminist movement and academia. Liberal feminism's rise along with the entire "politically correct" movement has made it to where a guy can't be a guy anymore. Men are taught to see themselves as big, dumb providers and are taught to play with dolls. Need proof: Take a look at some of the silly sitcoms and commercials on TV. Time for men to fight back. In his book WHY WOMEN LOVE CAVEMEN – A MAN'S GUIDE TO TAME THE BITCH Jani attempts to get men back on track and assume their proper role in their relationship. Men are advised to treat their ladies with love, respect, dominance and most importantly THE BEST SEX EVER. Along the way, most women find that they like to be dominated – they love cavemen. Jani's book "Got Milked? How to do a Prostate Massage (Milking) for Sexual Fulfillment" is a guide for the ladies to reciprocate the favor they received of the best sex ever by the "Women Tamed Sexual Technique"(TM). "Got Milked" is all about pleasing him. "Got Milked? The Technique for taking Him to out-of-this-world pleasure". If you want to discover the secrets to continuous, non-ejaculatory, full-body orgasms previously unattainable through ho-hum conventional sex techniques, then read on... Male G-spot? Does Such An Area Exist? ... Blunt answer - "YES." All men have a Male G-Spot, AKA the prostate, or more specifically the prostate and the perineum area. Have you ever wondered what "Penis Milking" is? You're about to discover a method of penis milking that blows his socks off. Years ago, before I discovered and refined my method for male G-spot stimulation, while making love I fantasized about my raunchy, horny desires ... But before fulfilling that hunger, usually - I came, and that was the end of that. I lost my enthusiasm. This may surprise you, but non-ejaculatory orgasms mean that your man can cum, but NOT ejaculate, so that HIS desire and lust remains alive after experiencing an orgasm. In other words, he won't roll over and go to ...

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Boink Her Pink: Guide to the Female G-spot Orgasm (G-gasms),

Female Ejaculation (Squirting) and Total Sexual Satisfaction

(A Happy Wife is a Happy Life)

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By: Jani Zubkovs - Smashwords Edition

Published by Bonnie’s Gang Publishing, New York on Smashwords

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See also:

Got Milked? How to do a Prostate Massage (Milking) for Sexual Fulfillment

***** Holy efff ... I never knew this stuff existed - my Mom never told me about this - Continuous, multiple mind blowing male orgasms that are impossible to achieve through conventional sex. I never knew the details of how a man's anatomy works - a lot of useful and valuable information. ***** ----- Review

Why Women LOVE Cavemen - A Man's Guide to Tame the Bitch

*****Why Women LOVE Cavemen is less of a self-help book like you see far too often these days, and more of an instruction manual for being male. A copy should be given to every boy when he gets to be that age; if only so that the massive tide of whiny, woman-hating, emo bitchboys is quelled. ***** --- Review

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Although based on actual experience, some events in this book have been fictionalized to protect the privacy of certain individuals.

Please consult your Doctor if you are pregnant, have had a caesarean, surgery or infections before trying the G-gasm Method.

As with anything, use common sense.

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Dedicated to the

1,767,397,107*

ladies that have

never experienced an orgasm.

*My very rough estimate

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Forward

Sex with your lover is the fuel that keeps love burning hot. Love is not necessary for sex, however, the stronger the emotional connection is, the better the sexual experience happens to be. My goal is to invigorate all marriages and long- term relationships.

I am one of the few fortunate men in the world, who after 20+ years of marriage, can still say:

*I am glad that I married.

*I love my wife.

*My wife is my best friend.

*We still have great sex.

How many of you guys can honestly say those four statements? I bet not many. This book is all about her – and how to please her sexually. I don’t give a rat’s ass about how horny you are. Learn how to please your lady ... and she will make you the happiest guy on Earth. How does that saying go ...? A happy wife ... is a happy life. That saying applies to girlfriends also.

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Table of Contents

Foreplay – What are G-spots and G-gasms

First Base - Learning the G-Spot

Second Base - The Method

Third Base - Variations of the Method

Home Run – The Best Part

Email ... We get Email

Autogasms

Appendix - Exercise

Other works by the author

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Foreplay

***** "Pulling my sweetheart close to me, her hips reacting to

the gentle tug ... my hand reaches up towards her soft

shoulders, her head tilts ... my moist lips caress the skin under

her ear ... she nudges me on ... I softly bite the area that joins

her neck and shoulder, she places her hands around my

shoulders ... our lips meet ..." *****

Before my current long-term relationship, of 20+ years, I worked the dating scene. I was in my mid 20’s and during this period, all I was looking for in relationships were FB’s – fuck buddies. I had no interest in any kind of long- term relationship – just wanted to have some fun.

During this time, I met a FB named Gloria. Gloria was in her early 30’s and horny as a Las Vegas slut. Neither one of us were looking for commitment. We could be open and honest, and often discussed our sexual play. Her clit was like a detonator, I would flick that little red marble with my tongue, until she exploded.

Gloria had been away, and I had been missing her while she was on her trip, and was eager to let her know how glad I was to have her back. I invited Gloria to come over to my place for a visit. Everything was ready. I lit the candles, had a bottle of white wine on ice, some John Coltrane playing; the mood was set for some loving. Body oil, lube and a couple of vibrators crammed the bedside table drawer.

Before Gloria had left on her trip, her and I had talked about G-spots, and while she was away, I had read about and learned the secrets of mastering the G-spot. I had an idea – The G-gasm Method – and I wanted to share it with her.

Gloria was hot. She was not beautiful or anything, but she was sexy. When she walked down the street, heads tuned so fast I swear some of those guys got whiplash. But it was men and women both who turned to see her long brown hair and nice round ass. Her high heels made her even sexier. OK, maybe I have a little bit of a foot fetish, but the shoes she wore made her smoking hot.

Gloria arrived at my place around seven o’clock. I gently kissed her warm perfumed skin and thought of how beautiful she looked when I opened the door to greet her. Her black shirt stretched across her chest, contrasting sharply with her smooth soft milky white skin.

My arms encircled her as I leaned towards her; she raised her head to meet my willing lips. She parted her lips for my tongue; I explored her mouth insistently, yet gently. My hands slowly slid down her back until they rested on Gloria’s wonderful ass. She raised her head and smiled at me, and I knew then that she wanted me as much as I wanted her. As I poured her a glass of wine, Gloria stepped up from behind, and wrapped her arms around my waist; her hands trailed down past my belt buckle and teasingly clutched at my rising cock.

I set down my beer, and guided her to my bedroom, we sat down and I pulled her into my lap. We kissed deeply, while I ran my hands up and down her legs and body. Her light green eyes looked deeply into