Seadogs, Clowns, and Gypsies
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Seadogs,Clowns,& Gypsies is more than just a book about the remarkable lifestyle of various Caribbean sailors. It is a Celebration of a Way of Life. The people who inhabit these salt-stained pages(“We’re all here, because we’re not all there!”) have a true Lust for Living. They kiss life full on the lips, embrace each new day, welcome every fresh sensation.
Cap'n Fatty Goodlander
Cap’n Fatty Goodlander has lived aboard various sailing vessels for 49 of his 57 years. He has written numerous books—including his autobiographical comedy Chasing The Horizon. At various times, Fatty has been a professional actor, a radio broadcaster and a newspaper writer. His latest project was a series of summer travel spots for National Public Radio. (http://www.npr.org/search/index.php?searchinput=goodlander) For more info, see http://fattygoodlander.com. He and his wife Carolyn are currently (2009) anchored in Kuah, Malaysia in the middle of their second circumnavigation. He is an editor-at-large of Cruising World magazine.
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Seadogs, Clowns, and Gypsies - Cap'n Fatty Goodlander
SEADOGS, CLOWNS,
and GYPSIES
The best--and the worst--of Cap’n Fatty
Twenty Sea Stories about Colorful Caribbean Characters,
Wonderful Waterfront Wackos, and Lush Tropical Vegetables!
by
Gary Cap’n Fatty
Goodlander
Copyright 1986 Gary Cap’n Fatty
Goodlander
Discover other titles by Cap’n Fatty Goodlander at:
http://FattyGoodlander.com
ISBN - 1441429158
EAN-13 – 9781441429155
____________________
Dedication
To Jim Long of Caribbean Boating for being the first person crazy enough to pay for my writing.
To Marty Luray of Sail for buying my first real
manuscript.
And to David Lovik for making it all possible.
Thanks
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Preface
These stories—culled from hundreds of manuscripts I’ve written in the last few year—were never intended to be compiled into a book. They were dashed off solely to make money. I prefer writing to honest labor.
But looking back, I realize they collectively tell a unique story. The Seadogs, Clowns, and Gypsies who inhabit these pages are among the freest, most creative, and most entertaining people on our watery plant.
I am honored to sing their praises.
One other thing—I have resisted the temptation to rewrite these stories for a number of reasons. Many of them have a late-night-this-must-be-at-the-printer-in-the-morning tone which I find refreshing. I do not take myself or my work too seriously. I send these stories out into world like flawed children knowing they are not perfect, praying they will succeed despite my influence, and loving each wholeheartedly.
Mind the Rudder,
Or Meet the Rock,
Table of Contents
The Last Cruise
Welcome to Paradise, Eliza!
A True Ferry Tale
An Old Chartering Trick
Rambling Ray’s Real Reef Adventure
The Old Man
A Lim’n Philosopher on Jost
Baby Aboard!
Bareboat Nightmare!
Chartering Pioneers
Weird Maydays in June
Another You Gotta Gotta Regatta
You Gotta Gotta Regatta
The Back Yard Bar
The Fox of Jost Van Dyke
Tit for Tat in the BVI
How to Spot A Maxi Racer
Momo the Magnificent Meets Klaus
The Bountiful Sea and TV
Sailing to Nowhere
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The Last Cruise
Carlotta ghosted along at dusk in the Gulfstream. The wind had gone down with the sun, and it was that quiet time between the death of the day and the rebirth of night. Carolyn, my wife and fellow sailor for the past 14 years, puttered at the galley sink. Roma Orion, our three-year-old daughter who had twenty stamps in her passport on her first birthday, sat beside me in the cockpit. She waited expectantly for her nightly bedtime story.
I took a deep breath and began. "When I was a child, I lived on Elizabeth with my mommy and my daddy and my two sisters. And if I was good, my daddy would let me sit in the cockpit at night, and he would tell me stories about fishing and sailing and swimming. And about how the stars tell you where you are and how each ocean wave contains answers to many questions."
Your dad?
she said.
Yes. My dad, your Grandpa Jim. Remember? In the hospital?
She said nothing, but I could tell that she remembered. She had been afraid of the thin palsied hand that had reached out between the white sheets to embrace her.
Carolyn stood framed in the companionway, backlit by the soft glow of the kerosene cabin lamps. Give your dad a hug-kiss, Roma,
Carolyn said. I’ll tell you a story below. Your dad’s... tired.
I steered all night, not bothering with the electric autopilot or the windvane. Sleep never entered my mind. Carolyn came up a few times and offered to take a watch, but I turned her down. I wanted to be alone with only my boat and my thoughts. I wanted to talk to my father one last time.
Listen to the boat, son,
he had told me long ago. Ask the boat what she wants. Fools command ships, sailors guide them. A good boat is smarter than you’ll ever be. The Art of Sailing is one of listening, asking, understanding. Never fight the boat; never attempt to ‘beat’ the sea. Accommodate them. Cooperate. Learn from them.
His nickname was The Guru.
I remember when he earned it.
During one of our annual haul-outs, Elizabeth, a 52-foot schooner, was next to an old yawl that had just been purchased by some college kids. A whole gang of them were working on her furiously. They were bringing her down to bare wood. It wasn’t until they had her all primed and ready for the finish coats that they realized that they had ground off the boot top stripe and had no idea where the waterline went.
They came to my father for advice. No problem,
he said. Give me the paint.
He started at the bow on the starboard side, working his way aft. By amidships, they were concerned. It has to be level from side to side,
said one.
And straight as an arrow, or it will look awful,
said another.
And, of course, it has to join up at the bow.
said a third.
My father said nothing. A commercial artist and sign painter by profession, his very eye was a straight edge. Around the other side of the boat he went, and when he reached the bow, the lines joined perfectly.
The Guru,
one of them said and jokingly fell to his knees. The name stuck. And the