LEWD: The Bawdy Best of Robert Burns
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Scotland's celebrated national poet, Robert Burns, was born on January 25, 1759 and died in 1796 at the tender age of 37. In between those dates he did a ton of loving. He also wrote a lot of poetry and songs about it, some of which were never intended for public consumption. From his secret collection here are 37 of his bawdiest, including old favorites like "The Fornicator" and "No hair On It".
Robert Burns (Translated by Brooke Donny)
WINE, WOMEN AND SONGRobert Burns: A Brief BiographyNicknamed the "Ploughman’s Poet" or the "Bard of Aryshire" or, most commonly today, simply the "Bard," Robert Burns was born in rural poverty on January 25, 1759, in Alloway, South Aryshire, Scotland. The eldest of seven children, he spent his formative years there attempting, without success, to manage his father’s farm, an activity that ultimately broke his constitution, but, fortunately, not his spirits.A self-educated man, Burns published his first collection of poems, "Poems Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect", in 1786, a few years after his father’s death. The release of the "Kilmarnock Volume", as it came to be known, made him an instant celebrity in Scotland and thereafter, heralded as a leading pioneer of the Romantic Movement in literature, his popularity quickly spread worldwide.A renowned philanderer in his time and as famous for his numerous love affairs and illegitimate offspring as he was for his prose, Burns did, at least once, actually marry, taking young Jean Armour for his bride and fathering a total of nine children with her, only three of which were to survive infancy. He is also rumored to have wed his paramour, Mary Campbell, when his first marriage began to sour. If that is so, it was a very brief union, as Mary Campbell died suddenly of fever, shortly after the two ran off together.His physique greatly compromised from those early years of hard manual labor, it is believed that Burns suffered from a rheumatic heart condition, a grave diagnosis which the poet, undoubtedly, only aggravated, with his penchant for alcohol and an otherwise sordidly self-indulgent lifestyle. Still only in his prime, Burns inevitably succumbed to this disease and, by his middle thirties, his overall health had begun to rapidly deteriorate. In the spring of 1796, he was an old man already, on his deathbed...Robert Burns, died on July 21, 1796, at the age of thirty-seven. Both this date and his birthday have been celebrated annually in every corner of the world, since then. And his most famous song, "Auld Lang Syne", is sung every New Year.
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LEWD - Robert Burns (Translated by Brooke Donny)
FOREWORD ………..……………………
POET’S INTRO.…..………..…….………
POEMS & LYRICS :
Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
How Can I Keep My Maidenhead?
John Anderson, My Jo, John
Duncan Davison
As I Came O’er The Cairney Mount
The Fornicator
The Patriarch
There Was Two Wives
The Case of Conscience
The Trogger
Epitaph for Hugh Logan Esq., of Laight
Epitaph for John Brown
Eppie McNab
Dainty Davie
A Masonic Song
Am I to Blame She Bade Me?
Supper is Not Ready
She Rose and Let Me In
My Own Kind Deary
Our John’s Broke Last Evening
The Devil Damn This Cunt O’ Mine
Madgie Came To My Bed-Stock
Know Ye What My Mother Did?
Here’s His Health in Water
The Cooper of Dundee
Ellibanks
Tweedmouth Town
Our Goodwife’s So Modest
The Jolly Gauger
Put Butter In My Donald’s Oats
She’s Thrown Me Out of Lauderdale
The Ploughman
No Hair On It
Poor Bodies Do Nothing But Mow
Give the Lass Her Fairin’
Would Ye Do That?
Prose-Work and Rhymes
WINE, WOMEN AND SONG
Robert Burns: A Brief Biography
Nicknamed the Ploughman’s Poet
or the Bard of Aryshire
or, most commonly today, simply the Bard,
Robert Burns was born in rural poverty on January 25, 1759, in Alloway, South Aryshire, Scotland. The eldest of seven children, he spent his formative years there attempting, without success, to manage his father’s farm, an activity that ultimately broke his constitution, but, fortunately, not his spirits.
A self-educated man, Burns published his first collection of poems, Poems Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect, in 1786, a few years after his father’s death. The release of the Kilmarnock Volume, as it came to be known, made him an instant celebrity in Scotland and thereafter, heralded as a leading pioneer of the Romantic Movement in literature, his popularity quickly spread worldwide.
A renowned philanderer in his time and as famous for his numerous love affairs and illegitimate offspring as he was for his prose, Burns did, at least once, actually marry, taking young Jean Armour for his bride and fathering a total of nine children with her, only three of which were to survive infancy. He is also rumored to have