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    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
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    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of

    By Tirzah Goodwin

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    My humorous true life stories, musings, rants and funny letters to people who irritated me. These super short stories are to make you laugh.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTirzah Goodwin
    Release dateJul 5, 2010
    ISBN9781452326474
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
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    Tirzah Goodwin

    Tirzah L. Goodwin is better known for her poetry and published collection of her poems entitled Love and Lighter Fluid. Recently, she's been expanding to write short stories and currently working on her first full length novel. She lives in Kentucky with her two dogs.

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