U F uh-O
By Lisa Mason
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Knocked Up meets E.T.
Josh and Nikki really want a child but have infertility issues. Mike and Gretchen are a very different couple but have the same problem. When Nikki meets Gretchen at the Happy Daze Family Clinic in Pasadena, they discover that they share a love of music and have asked for a donor with musical talent. Nine months later, they give birth to very unusual babies and, seeking an answer to why the kids are so special, they meet again at a pediatrician’s office.
And the search is on: who—and what—is Donor Number 333?
Five stars! "A very humorous novella!"
Lisa Mason wrote U F uh-O as a screenplay for a producer looking for another Galaxy Quest or Men in Black, then rewrote the screenplay as a novella. She finds prose writing so much more fun than scriptwriting.
From the author of Summer of Love, A Time Travel (A Philip K. Dick Award Finalist and San Francisco Chronicle Recommended Book), The Gilded Age, A Time Travel (A New York Times Notable Book and New York Public Library Recommended Book), Celestial Girl (A Lily Modjeska Mystery), The Garden of Abracadabra, Volume 1 of the Abracadabra Series, and Strange Ladies: 7 Stories.
Lisa Mason
Lisa Mason is the author of eleven novels, including Summer of Love (Bantam), a San Francisco Chronicle Recommended Book and Philip K. Dick Award finalist, and The Golden Nineties (Bantam), a New York Times Notable Book and New York Public Library Recommended Book.Her most recent speculative novel is CHROME.Mason published her first story, “Arachne,” in Omni and has since published short fiction in magazines and anthologies worldwide, including Omni, Full Spectrum, Universe, Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror, Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine, Unique, Transcendental Tales, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Immortal Unicorn, Tales of the Impossible, Desire Burn, Fantastic Alice, The Shimmering Door, Hayakawa Science Fiction Magazine, Unter Die Haut, and others. Her thirty-two stories and novelettes have been translated into Chinese, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Spanish, and Swedish.Mason’s story, “Tomorrow’s Child,” first published in Omni Magazine, is in active development at Universal Studios.Lisa Mason lives in the San Francisco Bay area with her husband, the renowned artist and jeweler Tom Robinson. Visit her on the web at Lisa Mason’s Official Website, follow her Official Blog, follow her on Twitter @lisaSmason, or e-mail her at LisaSMason@aol.com.
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U F uh-O - Lisa Mason
U F uh-O
Lisa Mason
U F uh-O
started out as a science fiction comedy screenplay for a producer looking for the next Galaxy Quest
or Men In Black.
Lisa Mason adapted the screenplay as a novella.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Bast Books
Copyright 2011 by Lisa Mason.
Cover collage 2016 and colophon copyright 2017 by Tom Robinson.
All rights reserved.
PUBLISHING HISTORY
Bast Books estory edition published April 2016.
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Lisa Mason
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Praise for Books by Lisa Mason
U F uh-O, A Sci Fi Comedy
About Lisa Mason
Books by Lisa Mason
Praise for Books by Lisa Mason
Summer of Love
A San Francisco Chronicle Recommended Book of the Year
A Philip K. Dick Award Finalist
Remarkable. . . .a whole array of beautifully portrayed characters along the spectrum from outright heroism to villainy. . . .not what you expected of a book with flowers in its hair. . . the intellect on display within these psychedelically packaged pages is clear-sighted, witty, and wise.
—Locus Magazine
A fine novel packed with vivid detail, colorful characters, and genuine insight.
—The Washington Post Book World
Captures the moment perfectly and offers a tantalizing glimpse of its wonderful and terrible consequences.
—The San Francisco Chronicle
Brilliantly crafted. . . .An engrossing tale spun round a very clever concept.
—Katharine Kerr, author of Days of Air and Darkness
"Just imagine The Terminator in love beads, set in the Haight-Ashbury ‘hood of 1967."
—Entertainment Weekly
Mason has an astonishing gift. Her characters almost walk off the page. And the story is as significant as anyone could wish. This book will surely be on the prize ballots.
—Analog
A priority purchase.
—Library Journal
The Gilded Age
A New York Times Notable Book
A New York Public Library Recommended Book
A winning mixture of intelligence and passion.
—The New York Times Book Review
Should both leave the reader wanting more and solidify Mason’s position as one of the most interesting writers in science fiction.
—Publishers Weekly
Rollicking. . .Dazzling. . .Mason’s characters are just as endearing as her world.
—Locus Magazine
Graceful prose. . . A complex and satisfying plot.
—Library Journal
One Day in the Life of Alexa
Incorporates lively prose, past/present time jumps, and the consequences of longevity technology. An absorbing read with an appealing narrator and subtly powerful emotional rhythms.
—Goodreads
Five Stars! Like all the truly great scifi writers, what [Lisa Mason] really writes about is you and me and today and what is really important in life. . . . I enjoyed every word.
—Reader Review
The Garden of Abracadabra
So refreshing! This is Stephanie Plum in the world of Harry Potter.
—Goodreads
Fun and enjoyable urban fantasy
This is a very entertaining novel—sort of a down-to-earth Harry Potter with a modern adult woman in the lead. Even as Abby has to deal with mundane concerns like college and running the apartment complex she works at, she is surrounded by supernatural elements and mysteries that she is more than capable of taking on. Although this book is just the first in a series, it ties up the first
episode while still leaving some story threads for upcoming books. I'm looking forward to finding out more.
—Reader Review
I love the writing style and am hungry for more!
—Goodreads
Strange Ladies: 7 Stories
Offers everything you could possibly want, from more traditional science fiction and fantasy tropes to thought-provoking explorations of gender issues and pleasing postmodern humor…This is a must-read collection.
—The San Francisco Review of Books
Lisa Mason might just be the female Phillip K. Dick. Like Dick, Mason's stories are far more than just sci-fi tales, they are brimming with insight into human consciousness and the social condition….a sci-fi collection of excellent quality….you won't want to miss it.
—The Book Brothers Review Blog
Fantastic book of short stories….Recommended.
—Reader Review
"I’m quite impressed, not only by the writing, which gleams and sparkles, but also by [Lisa Mason’s] versatility . . . Mason is a wordsmith . . . her modern take on Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland is a hilarious gem! [This collection] sparkles, whirls, and fizzes. Mason is clearly a writer to follow!"
—Amazing Stories
Celestial Girl (A Lily Modjeska Mystery)
Passionate Historical Romantic Suspense
5 Stars! I really enjoyed the story and would love to read a sequel! I enjoy living in the 21st century, but this book made me want to visit the Victorian era. The characters were brought to life, a delight to read about. The tasteful sex scenes were very racy….Good Job!
—Reader Review
U F uh-O, A Sci Fi Comedy
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Great Expectations
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Great Deliveries
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Great Babies
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Great Serendipitous Meetings
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Great Burglary
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Great Interviews
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Great Wild Goose Chase
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Great Convention
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Great Escape
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Great Encounters of the Third Kind
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Great Guest
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Great Rehearsals
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Great Contest
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Great Expectations
Pasadena is a wood-burning oven, Josh a piece of meat, as he pulls his Volvo spattered with bumper stickers up to Happy Daze Family Clinic.
Nikki hops out and boogies over to the driver’s side, doing the trademarked bump-and-grind she used to do as the lead guitar of Chicks in Chains. Today she’s flower-child chic in skinny white jeans, a pink camisole, and suede ballet flats. Not rocker-chick sleek in black leather and sky-high boots like in the old days. But he can’t help but smile. Damn, she’s hot. He hasn’t seen his wife this stoked since they got married four years ago.
Now if only he could stifle the regret in his heart.
She leans in his window. She’s gonna be your kid, too, babe.
Or he. She could be a he.
Absolutely.
I hope I haven’t let you down, Nikki. You know I’m crazy in love with you.
I know, hubby of mine.