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Vacationista
Vacationista
Vacationista
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A broken heart. A ticket to paradise. A resort full of honeymooners ...the last thing newly single Patience De La Rosa needs if she's to find a candidate for a casual rebound. Her luggage catching a flight to Mauritius instead of Maui doesn't help matters and a maxed out credit card doesn't buy a girl a fresh pair of panties. Then there's the annoying weird guy, the one who's married to his laptop, sitting beside her at the pool.

Odds for a fling improve when three single, sexy and willing candidates cross her path. Though Patience's luggage may be M.I.A., her breakup baggage crossed the Pacific with her. Will Patience cast it aside, throw caution to the tropical winds and indulge in island debauchery? Or will a tea leaf reader's prediction about her romantic excursions come true in unexpected ways?

LanguageEnglish
PublisherTara Simone
Release dateJul 16, 2013
ISBN9781301116690
Vacationista
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Tara Simone

So who is Tara Simone? I'm just a girl, an American girl, who writes stories that are fun and funny, sweet and sexy. Stories that let you escape for a few hours so you can forget about that crappy day at work and that idiot boss who never gives you credit ... or forget about that guy who didn't text you back, he's an idiot ... or forget how the drive-thru server messed up your venti, skinny, four pump hazelnut macchiatto latte that you were ordering to soothe the stress of the idiot boss or idiot guy. The world is full of idiots. My goal is to make you forget them. If I succeed drop me a line. If I haven't, well I suggest you try either Yoga, Meditation, Xanax or Raspberry flavored Vodka... I guarantee one of the four or a combination thereof will work.** I'm also an unapologetic fan of chick lit. Chick lit rules. All the great romantic comedy films are basically chick lit screenplays. Love Actually? Yep. Notting Hill? Yep. Sleepless in Seattle? Yep. The Holiday? Yep. Reservoir Dogs? Umm ... no. Definitely not. But love Tarantino. Okay, let's move on. I like to call my novels Bliss Lit - chick lit's wiser, more self-assured big sister who is seeking her bliss - personally, professionally and romantically. And aren't we all seeking our bliss? And you deserve to find yours. And you will. And if it doesn't come soon enough, refer to the four remedies above. **I do not advocate mixing prescription drugs and over the counter medicine a.k.a. alcohol as this could be dangerous and I need you alive so you can read my books. I am however a fan of mixing one or the other substance with outrageously difficult yoga moves. You have no idea how limber you really are. Thanks for visiting my author page. Happy reading and I wish you a Happily Ever After.

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