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Dr. Franks and the Antmen
Dr. Franks and the Antmen
Dr. Franks and the Antmen
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When a strange string of deaths involving small men trying to lift heavy objects strikes 1950s New York City -- including a diminutive choir director crushed by his own massive organ -- Dr. Bernard Franks, explorer, scientist and inventor of the electric can opener, takes the case. But his investigation uncovers a much larger plot by a former Nazi scientist to take over the world -- starting with The Ed Sullivan Show. Can the doctor overcome his financial and father issues long enough to foil the evil professor and his four-armed army? And will he ever find love and move out of his mother's basement? The answers are yes, no and maybe, but you'll have to read to book to learn the order.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherChris Bittler
Release dateJul 12, 2013
ISBN9781301288557
Dr. Franks and the Antmen
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Chris Bittler

Chris Bittler is an author, copywriter and all-around snappy dresser eking out a meager existence somewhere in Wisconsin. His screenplay, Raging Angels, may well be the worst movie ever produced. The Bad Idea Catalog, co-authored with the great Dave Markov, may well be the best parody ever published. Naperville, a dystopian corporate novel, is a quarter finalist for the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award 2013. His favorite author is G.K. Chesterton and his favorite color a sort of drab green.

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