Tristoon the Incorrigible
By Kelsi Belmar
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A spoof starring Beowulf’s feisty illegitimate daughter.
After Beowulf, and before Xena, there was Tristoon.
(written long before Xena, I promise!)
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Tristoon the Incorrigible - Kelsi Belmar
Summary:
A spoof starring Beowulf’s feisty illegitimate daughter.
After Beowulf, and before Xena, there was Tristoon.
(written long before Xena, I promise!)
Tristoon the Incorrigible
Short Story
Copyright 1984 -2013 Kelsi Belmar
Published: 28Jun2013
Publisher: Indie Literati Press
Colorado & New Zealand
KelsiBelmar@mail.com
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NOTE:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any persons living, would just be weird, because, who dresses like this unless they are re-enacting Beowulf? Any resemblance to any persons dead, would also be weird, because why are you hanging out with dead people?
Created in the United States of America
Where we can freely create and share things, even though there are no dragons on the barrow. There are some pretty mean mooses in the mountains, though.
NOTE TO THE READER:
Hello, Reader, glad to see you reading. Especially something of mine. I hope you’ll do that again with—oh, ALL my work. You might have to dig a little, as I have about 8 nom de plumes (noms de plume?) and don't always cross-pollinate.
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