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    Little Agnes and the Shopkeeper Sham
    Little Agnes and the Shopkeeper Sham
    Little Agnes and the Shopkeeper Sham
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    Little Agnes and the Shopkeeper Sham

    By Stella Drexler

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    An idiotic shopper meets the dodgy and precocious Little Agnes Crowley and her animated clockwork cadaver, Vic, at the Grand Opening of Mr. Begum's House of Oddity and Curios of Dubious Origin and is delighted by the collection of Scalp Extrapolators, death rays, gauntlets and the mysterious Mutable Impetus Cannon.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDC Press
    Release dateJun 28, 2013
    ISBN9781301182237
    Little Agnes and the Shopkeeper Sham
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    Stella Drexler

    Stella Drexler is the author of the urban fantasy, Hex Breaker, the steampunk fantasy Angel of the Abyss and the upcoming paranormal teen mystery series Nightmare Island. She is also responsible for several other short stories, novels, comics, scripts and shopping lists. She lives in Portland, Oregon with Mr. Drexler and their helper monkey, Casanova.

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