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    How Ninja Brush Their Teeth
    How Ninja Brush Their Teeth
    How Ninja Brush Their Teeth
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    How Ninja Brush Their Teeth

    By R.A. Hobbs

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    Tetsuo is your typical ninja; stoic, loyal to the clan and motivated by honor. But when one mistake gets him demoted to a nine to five job, his once adventurous life becomes a prison of monotony.
    Frustrated by his clan while being relentlessly stalked by a female ninja rival, Tetsuo reaches his boiling point and seeks out a fight to blow off steam. Unfortunately, he picks a fight with the wrong crowd that leads him on a completely unexpected adventure full of mystery, love and a stray cat.

    Note to parents: PG-13, with sexual situations and allusions to sex, violence and some strong language.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR.A. Hobbs
    Release dateApr 12, 2013
    ISBN9781301137909
    How Ninja Brush Their Teeth
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    R.A. Hobbs

    R.A. Hobbs was born in Seattle, Washington, and is the proud descendant of Czechoslovakian immigrant coal miners along with a watery and diluted pool of European serfs, and the only child of a Tai Chi barber and a mystical seamstress. Reading and getting lost in books as a child was the catalyst for wanting to write stories and the hope of one day creating a magical experience for another reader is her loftiest goal as a writer. R.A. Hobbs now resides outside of Seattle, happily married to her best friend, and blessed to be raising two remarkable and ingenious children who also happen to be her biggest fan and greatest inspiration. R.A. Hobbs would like to thank her readers for taking a chance on a new author and with many new projects on the way, hopes they'll come back for more. For updates on what she is currently writing you can visit her blog at http://rahobbs.wordpress.com/

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