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Celebrity Roast
Celebrity Roast
Celebrity Roast
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God throws a surprise birthday party for his son, and invites the bigshots of history to attend. The devil, down in his workshop, learns of this and sends up his own team of history's lemons to sign up the souls he missed the first time around. Much fun on Christmas Eve in New York City, as the celebrities roast each other and end with a rousing climax at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHank Gross
Release dateJan 31, 2013
ISBN9781301090785
Celebrity Roast
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Hank Gross

I have been a writer and editor for over 40 years, beginning in New York City in the 60's, where I freelanced for various magazines and worked as an editor at the National Examiner tabloid newspaper. I also did research and writing for the Reader's Digest (Hell's Angels, Motorcycle Safety) and flew to Louisville to interview (in poetry) Cassius Clay before he won the title and became Ali. His mother was the sweetest woman and made the best potato salad I've ever had. I have had novels and non-fiction published by major publishers such as Ballantine, World, Arbor House, Peter Pauper Press, and William Morrow, as well as many short stories and articles in major national publications, such as "The Boy Who Ate New York" in the National Lampoon, 1991. (This can be read online at my website, http://www.hankgross.com. I have also taught English and writing to students from Asia, Africa, and Latin America. I studied street photography with Randall Warniers at MIT, as well as figure photography. I won first prize in the December 1995 Popular Photography contest and was later profiled in the magazine (August 1997). Recently, I have taken up painting (acrylics), which can be viewed on my website. My email is: hankgross@gmail.com

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