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    Christmas Cookies
    Christmas Cookies
    Christmas Cookies
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    Christmas Cookies

    By Alexander R. Pennington

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    From the twisted and slightly dirty mind of Alexander R. Pennington comes a short Christmas tale. The elves are busily preparing for Christmas, while Santa is getting busy in other ways. In all the commotion there's an accident at the elf factory that leads to a new cookie recipe. But, they're fresh out of milk. Santa must brave the tundra to restore their supplies and get home in time to restore what Mrs. Claus needs restored too. A short story.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlexander R. Pennington
    Release dateNov 27, 2012
    ISBN9781301212439
    Christmas Cookies
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    Alexander R. Pennington

    Writer, author, extremely sexy guy.

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      Christmas Cookies - Alexander R. Pennington

      Christmas Cookies

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      Alexander R. Pennington

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      Copyright 2012 Alexander R. Pennington

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      Oh come on! said Santa.

      No, absolutely not, said Mrs. Claus as she shifted in her high-backed chair. It's disgusting.

      You wouldn't know! Santa threw his hands wide in frustration. You've never tried it before!

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