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    Alice Hearts Welsh Zombies
    Alice Hearts Welsh Zombies
    Alice Hearts Welsh Zombies
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    Alice Hearts Welsh Zombies

    By Victoria Dunn

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    Saving the world isn’t enough; Alice needs to save all of the zombies too. Without violating their zombie rights.

    Formerly a mediocre telephone psychic placating callers with fortune cookie platitudes, Alice Murphy is a Sensitive at Odyssey International—an organization dedicated to stomping out the supernatural wherever it rears its sparkly head—and partner to the mostly indestructible Enhanced Agent Wellington Wolfe. When rumours of zombies at the World Bog Snorkelling Championships in the small Welsh town of Llanwrtyd Wells reach Odyssey Head Office, Alice and Wellington head off to save the townsfolk and the zombies.

    But they might not even make it to Wales when a secret stowaway breaks out of their plane’s luggage compartment. Now the zombie plague is spreading at 25,000 feet, complicated by the moral dilemma that zombies just might be people too! Decaying, infectious, bitey people....

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThe Workhorsery
    Release dateSep 18, 2012
    ISBN9780981261256
    Alice Hearts Welsh Zombies
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    Victoria Dunn

    When author Victoria Dunn’s not busy writing, she’s the ultimate Bond girl: intelligent, accomplished, and stunningly beautiful. She doesn’t just blow smoke off her pistol—she blows smoke rings. In a parallel universe, Victoria Dunn is the evil hive mind of Victoria Higgins, stand-up comic and tree-hating pagan, and Meghan Dunn, Sunday School teacher and reading tutor.

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