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Unlucky Stiff
Unlucky Stiff
Unlucky Stiff
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Sam Shore is finally beginning to make a success of his life. Out celebrating, he makes a fatal mistake – and later that night dies, struck on the head by a potted plant. Eighteen hours later, Sam recovers – only to be shot dead by a mugger.

As death continues to haunt him, Sam becomes increasingly confused by his situation. Meanwhile, a gorgeous goth with a vampire obsession starts to stalk Sam, while her brother and his nerdy friends decide that he must be slain. And then Sam wakes up in the morgue to find a pretty beautician making up his face...

With two beautiful women interested in him, an estranged dad to comfort, a publisher breathing down his neck and five dweeby teenagers out to murder him, how is Sam to get his life back on track?

LanguageEnglish
PublisherYvonne Morrin
Release dateAug 29, 2012
ISBN9781476271590
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Yvonne Morrin

While a teenager, Yvonne Morrin was briefly a goth, before embracing her inner dweeb. Now very well into her adult years, Yvonne is still trying to decide what she wants to be. So far, she has been a nuclear physicist, a meteorologist, a school teacher, a swing dance instructor, a zookeeper and a children's book author. Her kids' books are published under her maiden name of Morrison.

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