Bakersfield Bananas
By Hilbert Haar
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Short story collection: 24 stories from the Caribbean and elsewhere.
Hilbert Haar
Hilbert Haar (1950) started working as a journalist in the Netherlands in 1969. He has worked for newspaper and magazine publishers and also worked as an independent writer with his own company V.o.f. De Stijl. He spent seven years in Greece on the island of Crete, and lived also briefly in Utah and California. He worked as the Editor-in-Chief at Today, a muckraking English-language newspaper published in Philipsburg, St. Maarten - Dutch West Indies, for ten-plus years, until the paper closed down after Hurricane Irma in 2017. He is currently traveling with his wife Myriam in Asia.He finished his first full-length thriller - The Ultimate God Conspiracy in 2018, and published a second thriller - Diary of a Psychopath (Dutch title: Dagboek van een Psychopaat) in 2021.Het luchthartige zelf-help boek Achttien Tips Voor een Gelukkig Leven verscheen eveneens in 2021.
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Bakersfield Bananas - Hilbert Haar
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Bakersfield Bananas
And 23 other stories from the Caribbean and elsewhere
By Hilbert Haar
Copyright 2012 Hilbert Haar
Cover background copyright John Gavin – Dreamstime.com
Smashwords Edition
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Foreword
I arrived in the Caribbean on the tiny island of St. Maarten in early 2006. It was raining cats and dogs that day and the place looked miserable. At the time of this writing almost six years have gone by and I am still here. My island - 37 square miles divided between Dutch and French St. Martin – turned out to be a most interesting place. It is full of stories many people elsewhere in the world will never hear. I come across these stories because I am the managing editor of Today, a local newspaper.
The collection in Bakersfield Bananas is my maiden journey into the world of electronic publishing. I have no coming soon
titles to offer at this time/at the moment, but I have plenty of projects lined up.
One project deals with the battle for the preservation of Emilio Wilson Estate – the last pristine environmental and historical jewel on my island.
On October 10, 2010 St. Maarten became an autonomous country in the Kingdom of the Netherlands. My second project dives deep into the downfall of a minister who was forced to step down after having been in office for a bit over two months. I was instrumental to her downfall.
My third project deals with the 25 most spectacular murders the island experienced in the past six years.
Further down the road, I intend to brush off a manuscript I never published. Its working title is The God Conspiracy.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 - I From Earth
Chapter 2 - Lucifer
Chapter 3 - Mind Your Language
Chapter 4 - Fragile
Chapter 5 - Telepathy
Chapter 6 - Customer Service
Chapter 7 - Gambling
Chapter 8 - Hospitality
Chapter 9 - Some good News
Chapter 10 - Governmentium
Chapter 11 - Guns ‘N Doctors
Chapter 12 - Homosexualist
Chapter 13 - Saving Water
Chapter 14 - The Boys On The Bus
Chapter 15 - A Matter Of Choice
Chapter 16 - To Try Or Not To Try
Chapter 17 - Forbidden Books
Chapter 18 - What’s In A Name
Chapter 19 - Happy Numbers
Chapter 20 - Learning
Chapter 21 – Oh-La-La .....The French
Chapter 22 - Polygamy
Chapter 23 - Bakersfield Bananas
Chapter 24 - Cell
I From Earth
Sometime ago, a picture in the entertainment supplement of our competitor The Daily Herald attracted my attention. If I remember correctly, it showed members of a rap group together with our endearing Commissioner Louie Laveist. They were all wearing a red tee shirt with the text: I From Here.
Wonderful I thought, these guys stand up for our local population. But who is local? Commissioner Maria Buncamper-Molanus clarified the point once during an Island Council-meeting. Anybody with a Dutch passport, no matter where he or she is born, is considered local.
Maybe you think that I rushed to the store to get myself one of those grammatically gut-wrenching I From Here tee shirts after hearing this good piece of news. Imagine union leader Willy Haize’s facial expression when he sees me wearing one of those I thought, knowing that this convicted arsonist calls me that white Dutchman
behind my back. Leopold James, the local indigenous islanders champ wouldn’t be too pleased either, though I