The Princess and The Plumber in Beast to Beauty, Vol. 1

By M. David Lutz

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep like sleeping beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while the king's bumbling knights journey to a land far away to find a cure. The question is, 'Will they be successful and return in time?' The knights do not realize that Olaf has been secretly sent by the queen to ensure the mission will succeed. They face crazy dangers and challenges. Read how things turn out, not your usual fairy tale, this one is for grown ups. The story pokes fun at everyone, but has its serious, touching moments, as well as humorous ones.

• Language: English
• Publisher: M. David Lutz
• Release date: Jun 22, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476076010

M. David Lutz

Married and working full time, any spare time is devoted to writing. Previously focused on humorous articles and short stories, and contributor for a Writer's ezine. Now am adding writing and e-publishing books for reading and enjoyment.

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