Things My Daddy Used To Say
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Things My Daddy Used To Say is a book of aphorisms, adages, and fatherly advice. The fifty-seven categories, from admiration to worry, offer such gems of wisdom as "One fact is worth a million opinions," or "A good woman can bring out the best in a man – even when it ain't there," or "Everybody is self educated, but some folks got a late start 'cause they had to go to college first," or one of my favorites, "No man is an island, but I have met a few that were atolls." The wealth of pithy comments and observations on life contained in this book make it worthy of a place on your bookshelf right next to your Bartlett's.
G. E. Kruckeberg
G. E. Kruckeberg is a retired engineer turned author and poet. He has lived in several foreign countries including Japan, Korea, and Texas, and currently resides in Bucerias, Mexico with his wife Annie and a Chihuahua named Ninya.
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Things My Daddy Used To Say - G. E. Kruckeberg
THINGS MY DADDY USED TO SAY
G. E. Kruckeberg
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2012 by G. E. Kruckeberg
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This book is dedicated to my three sons,
Ed, Mark, and John
FORWARD
The word Daddy
evokes different memories and different emotions from different people. For some of us, Daddy was the guy we never knew. He was the man we missed as we were growing up – the man we lay awake at night wondering about – the man whose face and guidance and strength we looked for in grandfathers and uncles and in any man who would pay us the least bit of attention. For others of us, perhaps even less fortunate, Daddy was the man who was never there, even when he was. But for most of us, Daddy was a cross between God and Santa Claus, and he is the one man we shall always remember with the fierce and uncompromising adoration of childhood.
When you were very young, your father was a force bigger than life itself. He was a giant who walked through your world with a will of his own, free to cuddle or to scold or to spank, seemingly at his whim, and usually without much interference from Mama.
Then, as you grew older, the god became a man, but still a man of heroic proportions. Your Daddy will always be the strong, perpetually young man who set you atop your first horse, or the man who, over your mother's objections, bought you your first pocket knife and your first pair of roller skates and your first gun. He was the man who was there when you killed your first rabbit and your first deer – the man who taught you how to catch bass and ride a bicycle and whistle through your teeth. He was the man who always had time for you when you were growing up – the man you could always go to when you needed to talk things out, and the man you could always depend on for both good advice and confidentiality.
And when you finally become an adult in your own right, you still think of your Daddy as someone just a little lower than the immortals. You will always be proud of him, and – even after he's gone – you'll still want to make him proud of you. I guess everyone, at some time in their life, has thought their Daddy was the greatest man who ever lived. I still do.
I remember my Daddy as a big man. He stood six-foot-two with his boots off. And yet, he had an immense quietness about him that belied his strength, as though the harshness of the land had softened him even as it had softened his faded jeans and the dust-colored cowhide boots he always wore. Beneath that softness, however, lay a resolve as hard and as sharp as a steel spur. I have seen those same big, brown hands tenderly brush the fevered brow of a sick child and kill a snake, and I have watched those same crinkly, blue eyes fill with tears at the sight of a sunset and stare another man down in a bar.
My Daddy never went to college. He never made a lot of money or a big name for himself. He lived most of his life in the town where he was born. Yet despite his lack of sophistication, he was one of the wisest men I have ever known. He wasn't a saint – nor did he ever claim to be one – but he was a man, and for me he embodied everything that that word stands for. His was a philosophy born not of otherworldliness but of day-to-day necessity – a philosophy that valued effort above perfection and honor above survival. It is a philosophy that has stood me in good stead, and I hope that with the reading of this book, it will do the same for you.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Admiration
Advice
Ambition
Anger
Attitude
Being a Man
Business
Caution
Common Sense
Comparatives and Superlatives
Competition
Compromise
Conceit
Courage
Criticism
Definitions
Discipline
Economics
Education
Freedom
Friendship
Government
Gratitude
Greed
Happiness
Health
Honesty
Honor
Humor
Intelligence
Justice
Laws
Lawyers
Life
Management
Marriage
Maturity
The Media
Morality
People
Persistence
Politics
Prejudice
Principle
Procrastination
Progress
Regret
Religion
Repartee
Responsibility
The Second Amendment
Selfishness
Success
Verbosity
Wealth
Women
Worry
About The Author
ADMIRATION
Carlyle said, No nobler feeling than that of admiration for one higher than himself dwells in the breast of man.
Now, I can tell you with some certainty that my Daddy never read a whole lot of Carlyle, but he did seem to echo that sentiment (and to comment, incidentally, on the nature of nobility) when he said, Admiration's not a normal human response, because it assumes that somebody is better at something than you are.
By his own measure, my Daddy was an eminently normal human being - a man untainted by the artificiality of noble feelings. While there were a great many people that he befriended during his lifetime, there were but few that my Daddy honestly admired. Admiration,
he was fond of saying, is what you get from reading something about a man you don't know that was written about him by some press agent who didn't know him either.
I should like to think that Daddy's seeming cynicism was due to an uncommon ability to look behind the masks that people hide behind and to see the secret motives and fears and desires that drive them. I suspect, however, that the real reason for his aplomb was the conviction that all men are pretty much the same. There are no heroes,
he once told me. A hero is just somebody that's got a dirtier job than most other folks.
But although Daddy's realism may have caused him to run short of heroes, that is one debility that I did not inherit – mainly because I had him.
A man can't admire what he can't respect.
You don’t admire people for what they did, but for what you think they're going to do.
People stumble mostly from looking up.
Nobody admires admiration except the admired.
A man admires folks that share his prejudices.
Don't admire a man for being on time. It probably just means he didn't have anything better to do.
A man ought to work harder to gain folk's respect than he does to gain their admiration.
Few men are admired by their friends, fewer still by their wives, and almost none by their kids.
Admiration, unlike charity, does not begin at home.
You can't help admiring a man who risks everything - even if he wins.
Most folks would rather be admired than loved – because admirers are a whole lot more tolerant than lovers.
We love what submits to us, and we admire what makes us submit.
A man admires what he doesn't have.
Admiration of others is founded on self-pity.
The only man that's really worthy of your admiration is the man that's wearing your britches.
Admiration is always cheaper than aspiration.
The need for admiration is the father of excellence.
The most admired things are usually the most useless.
Admiration of other folks turns their heads to gold – and our feet to clay.
Fools admire what men of sense reprove.
Most folks admire virtue more through folly than through accord.
Admiration is the illegitimate son of ambition.
Admire a man for what he is, not for what he's got.
Most folks will admire a man for being dishonest as long as he does it with style.
A lot of what folks call admiration is really a cover-up for jealousy.
Most men would rather be envied than pitied.
Flattery is the food of fools.
Flattery will get you everywhere – except ahead.
Admiration is often an end in itself, but flattery is always a means.
The only difference between a flatterer and a liar is that a flatterer is talking about you.
The difference between praise and flattery is the difference between good intentions and bad inventions.
Flattery is the fuel of vanity.
Flatterers and masochists most generally get what they ask for.
Your most dangerous flatterer is you.
Listen to your flatterers; the things that they tell you you're best at are usually the things that you need to work on the hardest.
The more dishonest the flattery, the more effective it usually is.
People admire honesty, as long as you don't tell them the truth.
It's a whole lot easier to admire a man's deeds than it is to admire the man.
I never met a man I truly admired - or a woman I didn't.
ADVICE
It was the middle of August, and the noonday sun made everything on the other side of the smoke stained windows stand out in almost colorless bas-relief, like a scene illuminated by a flashbulb that had forgotten to go out. Wrapped in the cool shadows of the dark-paneled bar room and lulled by the buzz of male voices and the smell of tobacco smoke and the electric hum of the overhead fans, I sucked the ice from my already finished root beer and listened to a thin, rather intent young man telling my father a tale that involved a woman and some alleged improprieties on her part, the import of which I did not, at the time, fully comprehend.
Well, Ed,
he said at last, what do you think?
I think,
Daddy said slowly, that priests are paid to give advice and that they don't need competition from me.
That statement pretty much summed up Daddy's feelings on the subject of advice. It was a thing not to be sought, taken lightly, or given freely. Every man has got to stand on his own two feet,
he used to say, which isn't too hard as long as he doesn't try to stand on somebody else's.
Some of the other things Daddy had to say on the subject are listed below - but with this disclaimer: they represent only instances of my Daddy's insights into human nature and are in no way offered as advice.
The best advice you can give somebody is to not give advice to anybody.
Never give people advice. Either they will take it and blame you for being wrong, or they won't take it and blame you for being right.
Advice is mostly criticism masquerading as Christian charity.
Advice doesn't cost you anything – as long as you don't take it.
Advice is mostly a matter of give and take. Good advice is what I give and bad advice is what I usually take.
Good men generally give bad advice.
The only good advice is mine.
The reason young folks don't follow your advice is that they are too busy following your example.
Advice is about the only thing a man ought to feel guilty about sharing with others.
A desperate man grasps at advice for the same reason a drowning man grasps at straws, and usually with the same effect.
About the only thing folks won't blame you for keeping to yourself is advice.
Most folks that ask for your advice really want your pity.
Advice is something a man gets from friends and enemies with equal malice.
Most folks will take anything that's free except responsibility and good advice.
There's no such thing as unpretentious advice.
If you're really concerned about me, don't give me advice – give me money.
Never give a man advice in love – or in any other kind of gambling.
There are two things a wise man never does to a woman: try to give her advice and refuse to take it from her.
The man that keeps his own counsel will never have to hire himself one.
If you have got to advise somebody, advise them to do what they have already decided to do.
Your money and your advice are two things best kept to yourself.
A man that offers you advice is usually more interested in impressing you than he is in helping you.
The less you know about something, the easier it is to give advice about it.
If more folks took their own advice, they wouldn't be so danged anxious to give it
Your own advice is always cheaper.
It's always safer to advise folks what not to do.
Advice is as hard to take as castor oil – and a lot of it seems to have about the same effect.
Never trust a woman's advice, and never trust a woman that asks for yours.
The only man likely to profit from good advice is the man that didn't take it.
It'll usually cost you less to take a man's wallet than it will to take his advice.
Today's advice is tomorrow's I told you so.
If people who try to give you advice really knew what they were talking about, they'd be charging you for it.
Expert is spelled e-x p-o-s-t f-a-c-t-o.
The more a man pays for advice, the more likely he is to take it.
Never give advice to a man that's bigger than you are.
Advice is like a woman: it's usually a whole lot easier to take than it is to live with.
Never take advice from a woman you don't intend to keep.
That's the best advice I've had since my wife told me to marry her.
If you swallow the advice folks give you, it most generally turns into the same thing everything else you swallow turns into.
AMBITION
My Daddy was an ambitious man, but unlike Caesar, his ambitions were not for himself. They were mostly for my brother and me. He seemed to see in us a second chance to realize the frustrated ambitions of his own youth, and he was always eager to assist us in whatever endeavor we might undertake.
But his ambitions encompassed a wider circle than just the immediate family. While his first concern was always for the welfare of Mama and my brother and me, I have never known him to refuse any reasonable request for assistance from anyone. I've seen him loan money to people to pay debts or