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    Weight Loss Terrorists
    Weight Loss Terrorists
    Weight Loss Terrorists
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    Weight Loss Terrorists

    By Redd Kaiman

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    Anne Kitts has let herself go ever since college. Having children has taken her out of shape, and her high calorie diet is not helping. One day, she receives a phone call. Her husband has been kidnapped. She does her best to deal with the kidnapper, but he only wants one thing: Anne has to lose weight over the next six months or her husband will be dead.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRedd Kaiman
    Release dateApr 15, 2012
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