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    Ask Grench

    By Michael D. Britton

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    Life as a galactic minion can be tough - you have to be cunning, wise, patient, conniving; and above all, willing to kiss a lot of backside. That's where Grench comes in. Not only is he the ultimate suck-up, but he has a foolproof plan to move up in the kingdom...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIntelligent Life Books
    Release dateApr 10, 2012
    ISBN9781476469874
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    Michael D. Britton

    Michael D. Britton has been writing professionally for 25 years, including heading up marketing departments, working in huge private corporations, writing for government entities, supporting non-profit healthcare systems, sprinting with tiny tech start-ups, freelancing, and a producing TV news broadcasts in the 90s. His short fiction has received ten honorable mentions in the Writers of the Future contest, among other recognition; and his novels have advanced through multiple rounds of the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award in various years. His list of indie-published fiction titles exceeds 65 and keeps increasing. Learn more at www.michaeldbritton.com.

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      Ask Grench - Michael D. Britton

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      Copyright 2012 by Michael D. Britton / Intelligent Life Books

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      Dear Grench,

      My Master continues to lash me for the most miniscule offenses – even just perceived offenses. I have begged for respite from that stinging rebuke, but things have only

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