System, Magic, Spirit
By T.D. Edge
()
About this ebook
Wizard Ambrose just wants to die; wimpish Prince Jestin wants to woo Princess Temaline. Trouble is, she's already betrothed. Jestin must fight a warrior to the death for her and stands no chance without Ambrose's magic.
'When I saw Prince Jestin rushing to join my carriage, nose carving the air like a tiny, snotty shark's fin, I actually wanted to die in the Spirit Ring tomorrow,' thinks Ambrose.
During the journey, he explains about the Ring to Jestin: "Fifteen old wizard farts are getting together in an underground cavern, and the one who wants to live the most takes all the remaining spirit left in the others. He or she is filled with youth again and the rest die."
"How frightfully harsh," says the Prince.
It's only when he's actually standing in the Ring, deep in a disused salt mine, ready to die that Ambrose realises there's hope for Jestin after all . . .
T.D. Edge
T. D. Edge lives in London. He won a Cadbury's fiction competition at age 10 but only did it for the chocolate. When that ran out, he got writing again and published several children's/YA books (writing as Terry Edge) with Random House, Scholastic, Andre Deutsch and others. His short stories have appeared in various anthologies and magazines including Aeon, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Flash Fiction Online and Realms of Fantasy. In May 2012, his story "Big Dave's in Love" won the New Scientist/Arc Magazine SF short fiction contest.
Read more from T.D. Edge
Bloodjacker: A Bellers Tale Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Catechism for Pride Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe People's Dragon: A Bellers Tale Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsKeri's Last Run Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Most Notorious Woman Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to System, Magic, Spirit
Related ebooks
Past Love's Triumph Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Mistaken Prince: The Sevenwars Trilogy, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTrust in Love Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lost World Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fire and Water Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Dragon's True Mate: The Dragon Kings of Fire and Ice, #5 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Spells: Ten Tales of Magic Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPoor Choice For A Champion Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Lost World: Illustrated Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMagic in Blood Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTaken by the Dragon King: The Dragon Kings of Fire and Ice, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5An Ill Fate Marshalling Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Lost World: Professor Challenger #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Lost World (World Classics, Unabridged) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTwo Challenger Novels Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Her Duke to Beguile: Wayward Dukes' Alliance, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Lost World: A Fantastic Expedition Back to the Dawn of Time Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Baron's Blunder Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Silk Mind: Atlar, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Silk Mind Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Haunting of Grey Cliffs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFire and Ice: Books 1-2: Dragon Kings Collections, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOut of the Dark Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSurvival Strategies of a Corrupt Aristocrat: Volume 1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Texas Ranger Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5God of Manna Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGibran: Return of the Rebel Sheikh Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A Distraught Maiden Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBetrayal: Right to Rule, Book 4: Right to Rule, #4 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Thief Who Spat In Luck's Good Eye: The Amra Thetys Series, #2 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Humor & Satire For You
101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/51,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sex Hacks: Over 100 Tricks, Shortcuts, and Secrets to Set Your Sex Life on Fire Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Great Book of Riddles: 250 Magnificent Riddles, Puzzles and Brain Teasers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dating You / Hating You Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Favorite Half-Night Stand Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for System, Magic, Spirit
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
System, Magic, Spirit - T.D. Edge
System, Magic, Spirit
(a short story)
by T.D. Edge
About System, Magic, Spirit
Wizard Ambrose just wants to die; wimpish Prince Jestin wants to woo Princess Temaline. Trouble is, she’s already betrothed. Jestin must fight a warrior to the death for her but stands no chance without Ambrose’s magic.
T.D. Edge’s short fiction has appeared in numerous anthologies and magazines, including Arc, Penumbra, Realms of Fantasy, Beneath Ceaseless Skies and Flash Fiction Online.
A Lucky Bat Book
Lucky Bat Books logoSystem, Magic, Spirit
Copyright 2013 by T. D. Edge
All rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever except as provided by the U.S. Copyright Law.
Cover Image Copyright 2013 by Ben Baldwin
Smashwords Edition License Notes
This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be resold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with other people, please purchase additional copies. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com for your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.
Table of Contents
System, Magic, Spirit a short story
Excerpt from Bloodjacker
About the Author
Stories by T.D. Edge
System, Magic, Spirit
When I saw Prince Jestin rushing to join my carriage, nose carving the air like a tiny, snotty shark’s fin, I actually wanted to die in the Spirit Ring tomorrow.
Half a dozen guards protected him, which was six too many by my reckoning. Fifth in line for the throne and about as smart as an earthworm with piles, no one would want to assassinate him anyway, except for maybe the King if he ever got round to anything as public-spirited as a cost-cutting initiative. Jestin dismounted clumsily, mainly on account of not wishing to lower his gaze to anything so common as the ground, then stood outside the carriage waiting for one of his men to open the door for him. Once inside, he took the seat in the corner diagonally opposite me then waved his men away to flank us.
A long silence followed. Being well past the age of caring what royalty thought, and doomed besides, I could easily have taken a little nap right then. But duty called, or rather tugged at the remains of my conscience, so I said, Would you like me to instruct the party to move off, sire?
He waited a moment then turned to face me. Wizard,
he said, only it came out bearing the latest high society affectation, a lisp—withard, God help me. You may indeed issue such an instruction.
There’s nothing better than low-ranking, fad-following royalty