The New Guy In Moon Base Twelve
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They weren't exactly the crew the President had in mind when he announced his plan to build a permanent base on the moon so the Chinese wouldn't do it first, but there they were, a boring collection of peaceful, happy settlers who couldn't even get a decent reality TV show rating. Life was perfectly dull until the new guy arrived. Now if they could only find out who he was and where he'd come from.
"Tom" "Lichtenberg"
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The New Guy In Moon Base Twelve - "Tom" "Lichtenberg"
The New Guy in Moon Base Twelve
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Copyright 2012 by Tom Lichtenberg
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Chapter One
Theyweren'texactlythecrewPresidentSpudGoodmanhadinmindwhenhefirstannouncedhisintentiontoestablishapermanentbaseonthemoonjustsotheChinesewouldn'tgettherefirst.GoodmanwasnotjustaRepublican,hewasanultra-Republican,theverydistillationofantiquenotionsofvaluesandmorality.Iftherewasanold-fashionedbiastobehad,Goodmanhaditinspades,sotospeak.HeloathedeveryonenotCaucasoid,ChristoidandHeteroid,whichwasjustenoughbigotrytoswinghimtheparticularswingstatesheneededtogetintooffice.Onceensconced,hesetaboutlaunchinghisbold,grandiose(andmicro-managed)ideasasifthe presidencywasagameofFrisbeegolf,justtossingstuffouttheretoseewhathappened.MoonBasesOneandTwowereamongthefirsteaglestoland.
Thesettlementshadtobestaffed,ofcourse,andaccordingtoGoodman'sprecisecalculationsthechosencrewweremeanttoremainthereforatleasttenyearsatastretch.Heformedacommissiontodeterminethebestestandmostestqualifiedpersonstomeethisaudaciousrequirements.Thecommissionworkedverydiligently,tooktheirtaskquiteseriously,andeventuallycametotheconclusion,afternumerousconferencesandmeetings,thatthepropercandidateswouldneedtomeetfouressentialcriteria;theywouldhavetobebisexual,atheist,socialistvegetarians.Theirreasonsweremultipleandtheirlogicquiteunassailable.
Sincethereweretoberelativelyfewpersonsonthebase,bisexualitywouldbeahighlyadaptivequality,ensuringthemostpossiblepartnershipsamongthepopulation.Atheismwasconsideredextremelydesirableduetothetendencyofreligiouspersonstoargueamongstthemselvesastowhichoftheirfairytaleswastheleastincoherent, and which of their imaginary friends the least prickly.Also,thelandscapeofthemoonwasoneofthemostgod-forsakenplacesinwhichithumans had ever attemptedtolive,anditwouldhelptohavenogodtoblamethisforsakennesson.Socialist,evenCommunist,washighlyregardedina similar waybecauseofthelimitedquantityofgoodsthatwouldbedistributed,andthelackofqualityofsame.Peoplewithawillanddesiretoshareandsharealikeon principlewouldgetalongmuchbetterthanthoseperpetuallylookingoutfornumberone.Vegetarianism,thefinalconsideration,wasperhapsthemostobvious.Therewastobenomeatonthemoon,excludingcannibalism,ofcourse. The settlers would be growing their own food hydroponically and developing additional nutrients chemically.
Thecommissiondecidednottotempt fate by lettingthePresidentinontheserequirements right away;infacttheymanagedtokeepit allsecretforjustlongenoughtostaffandpropeltheoriginalcrewoftwentysixsoulsintospace.Amongthemwerefifteenmenandelevenwomen,andtogethertheywerecommissionedtoconstructedexactlytwomoonbaseswithinthreehundredyardsofoneanother.Thecommissionarrangedforeverythingandeveryonetogetshippedoffallatonce.Theydidn'thavealotofconfidenceinthestayingpowerofthisparticularprogram.Theyhadthefeeling,whichwaslaterborneouttobeprophetic,thatthePresidentwouldquickly lostinterestanddropallfundingaltogether.The commissiondidnotwanttoleavethebaseseitherhalf-staffedorhalf-equipped,andsoitwasthatinonesingleweek,morethantwentylaunchescarryingmen,women,tools andequipmentblasted off, along withanassortmentofpotentiallyusefuloddsandendsthatseemedtohaverandomlyoccurredtoonecommissionmemberoranother.Thustherewerevolleyballnetsbutnovolleyballs,poolcuesbutnotables,decksofcards,chewinggum,battery-poweredflashlightswithoutthe right kind ofbatteries,andmanyothersurpriseswhichmadethoseearlydaysfeellikeChristmas-in-a-foster-homeforthecrew,whofromthestartreferredtothemselves,only half-jokingly,asLoonies.
Theyworkedhardinthoseearlydays.QuarterswerecrampedintherocketssotheywereinahurrytobuildMoonBasesOneandTwo.Intheend,those buildingsresembledcubefarmsmorethananythingelse,witheachresidentallottedaneightbytwelvegrayareatodecorateintheirownidiosyncraticway.Thecubeshadtenfootwallsbutnoceilings,gapsbutnodoors,andwerelaidoutinfour-by-threegrids,twelveperbase.Eachbasealsohadalarge,opencommonareasothatthecubicleregionoccupiedaboutathirdofthetotalspace.Therestwasfilledwithtableshostinglabequipment,kitchen-typegadgetsandsetups, two conference rooms apiece for more private communications,andlarge commonseatingareasforgeneral meetingsandentertainment.Thebuildingsthemselveswerebasicallymetalboxesallaroundwithheavydoorsandflatroofsdottedbyoccasionalskylights.
Theywerenotmuchtolookat,butafterthefirst,hecticfewmonths,therewasnoonetolook.Therehad beentwenty-fourhourvideocoverageofthecamp,andforatimeanaudienceonEarththatwasinterestedinthegoings-onupthere -thebusyconstruction,thenoveltyofthething -butastheygottoknowthepersonalitiesofthecrew,andasthecrewsettledintoalifeofeverydayroutine,theaudiencelostinterest,asdidthePresident,andsoontherewereonlyahandfulofdie-hardMoonBaseaddictswatchingtheirdailyactivities.The truth was the settlers were rather boring. They all got along pretty well with each other, and made a point of avoiding conflict at every turn. And then theratingshadfallenthroughthefloorinahailofprotestandoutrageonceAmericansfullydiscoveredtherootbeliefsystemsandsexualproclivitiesoftheLoonies.Theydidn'tmindthebisexualitytoomuch-atleastthegirl-on-girlstuffwasfairlypopularforatime-andtheycoulddealwiththewholesharingthingaslongasitwascouchedinJesus-liketerms.ItwastheAtheismthatbrokethewholeshow.
Thecrewhadbeenadvisedtokeepthattopiconthedownlow,butwhatcouldyouexpectfromwall-to-wallcontinualcoverage?Peoplearepeople,afterall,andthesubjectkeptcomingupinemailsfromthefolksbackhome in the U.S.S.A.CouldtheyseeHeaven?Wasthereanyaudibleharpmusicupthere?Andoncesomeonedownbelowcaughtonthatnobodyevereversawanybodyprayingupthere,that'swhenallHellbrokelooseandthedemandscamequickandfasttoreturnthosesinnersandexchangethemformoreacceptablyBelievingsettlers.
Itwasfartoolate,though.Contractshadbeensignedanddecisionsmade.TheLoonies Showwassubjecttoboycottsandtheproducerstoallsortsofthreats,soafteratime,thoughthecameras remained turned onforthesakesofhistory andsecurity,thescheduledbroadcastsceased,andtheLoonieswereleftalonetothemselves.
Thebiggestproblemtheyhadwasnotwhatonemightthink.Theyhadnoissuesofsupplies-theywereabletogenerateallthefoodtheyneededand had enough oxygen supply to last until they were able to produce more on their own.All in all they enjoyedadecentstandard of living.Theyhadnobasicsurvivalissues-moonlifewasn'tallthatdifficultgiventheproperequipmentandpressurization.Thelatestadvancesintheseareasprovidedthemwithverylight-weightgarmentsandheadsets,andthebaseswerequitesecure.Theyhadnointerpersonalproblems at all inthoseearliestdays.Withoutleadersoranypoliticalstructure,theymanagedtohashthingsoutprettywellamongstthemselves.Thebiggestproblem,indeedtheonlymajorone,wastheirutterlackofajobdescription.There was nothing theyabsolutelyhadtodo.
Itseemedobvious,inretrospect.Thereisnothingyoucandoonthemoonthatyoucan'tdoaseasily-moreeasily,infact-onEarth.Therewasnoreally goodreasonforanyonetoevenbethere,asidefromPresidentGoodman'sdesiretobeattheChinese.Asitturnedout,theChinesehadalreadyrealizedtheutterpointlessnessofsuchanundertakingandhadnoplanswhatsoevertodoso.Yettherewerecertainlysomethingsthatcouldbedone,andsomeofthecrewsetaboutdoingthem.Onebandoffourcrewmembers-theFarmers-hadambitionstocultivatethelunarsurface,todevelopanewkindofagriculturethatmightservewellonotherplanets.AgroupofthreeknownastheDrillersbeganaminingoperationtoextracticeorwaterandwhateverelsetheymightfindbeneaththeMoon'ssurface.Thecommunicationsexpert,anextremelytallwomanbythenameofFydiaSooth,hadherownpetproject,seekingoutextraterrestriallifeformsbymeansofcertainencodedbroadcastswhichoftensoundedsuspiciouslylikeDisco.Thesewerenotidlers,althoughtherewasamanbythenameofPetewho,inthesameofscientificresearch,beganaprojecttoseehowlonghecouldsleep,workinghiswayuptoseveralweeksatastretch.
ThenthereweretheBuilders,thecrewwhohadoriginallydonemostoftheworkofputtingtogetherthebases.Leftwithoutanyspecifictaskstheybegantoplanconstructionofanextrabase,madeofsparepartsandwhatevertheycouldfind.Theseadhocarchitectsscavengedwhateverbitsofrocketandrubblewerelyingaround,andeventuallyputtogetherasortofstructurewhichcametobeknownaffectionatelyasMoonBaseTwelve.Nooneinhabitedthething.Itwasthoughtthatnoonecould,thatitwasnotreallysuitableforhumanresidence.Itwasjustanongoingpileofjunkthrowntogetherbyagroupofboredmenandwomen,intendedprimarilytokeepthemfromgoingentirelyoutoftheirminds.Andsoitwasquiteasurpriseonedaywhenone of the builders, a gentle, long-haired man by the name ofGalenHarbid,foundTheNewGuylivinginMoonBaseTwelve.
Chapter Two
The fact that he was living in Moon Base Twelve was not nearly as shocking as the fact that he was even there at all. No one had come to the moon since that first exciting week already so long ago that most of the settlers had effectively lost track of the time. They had remained in occasional contact with mission control back home, calling every once in a while just to make sure that everyone they knew was still alive and to reassure the folks back home that no one among them had cancer or anything. It would be a shame if they did, because there were no plans or money to send any rocket ships to bring anybody home. It was in the contract. Get sick up there and too bad, deal with it. Live and learn about death and dying on the moon. Someone would have to file a report and that was about it.
Also, no one had seen or heard an arrival. Maybe they'd all been asleep at the time, but even so, where was The New Guy's space ship now? There wasn't any sign of one. None of this occurred to Galen Harbid at first. He didn't know what he was thinking. One morning he'd gotten up and meandered over to Moon Base Twelve. It was a sort of habit. As a Builder, he was used to tinkering with the structure. He'd tighten a bolt here, loosen another one there, hammer out some folds in the corrugation, or move a little pile of junk from one corner of the unit's small room to another. He'd gone through the double-lock doors, removed his breathing tube, and started scouting around for anything to do. The New Guy was sprawled out on the red foam couch, snoring loudly through his open mouth. He was a regular sized guy, maybe five ten, a hundred and eighty-some pounds. He had short, straight dark brown hair, brown eyes and a decent crop of stubble around his face. He was wearing a t-shirt and jeans. The guy was nothing out of the ordinary; he could have easily passed for one of several other guys in the place. In fact, Galen thought at first it was Hardin Harwell, one of the Farmer crew, and assumed that Hardin had had a falling out with his regular cube-mate, the green-eyed botanist, Gayle Henderson.
That was okay. It wasn't normal, but it was acceptable, for a non-Builder to appear in Builder territory. There were no rules preventing that. Galen was prepared to step lightly so as not to wake up his fellow Loonie, and was tip-toeing past the couch when The New Guy awoke and sat up, looking startled himself. Galen froze in place as he realized he did not know who this person was. The first words out of his mouth were,
Do what have a who?
The New Guy regarded him suspiciously and scratched his chin for a few moments as Galen stood and gaped.
Oh, that's okay,
The New Guy assured him. Everything is A-okay.
A-okay?
Galen echoed the sentiment.
Tip-top,
said The New Guy, nodding vigorously in agreement with himself, and attempting what he must have thought was a smile. To Galen it looked like the guy's teeth were slickly sliding off his face.
Okay,
Galen murmured as it occurred to him that he had no idea how to handle this situation. Thinking he'd be much better off yelling for help and running away, he back-tracked toward the door, put his breathing piece back into his