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    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
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    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom

    By Daniel Eness

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    When Quentin discovers four relatives dead on the eve of his son's wedding, the bride missing, and a horde of goblins closing in, those are the least of his problems:

    His wife has put him in charge of tracking down the cake.

    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom is a short fantasy of monstrous proportions.

    From the Story:

    He already had more than enough trouble on his massive hands. His oldest son’s wedding (to the ugliest girl on Three) was in five days, his wife was pregnant for the fourteenth time in twenty years and his fledgling shipping business was going down the latrine.

    Now, four of Quentin’s cousins lay at his feet, dead. Even by troll standards, it was shaping up to be a bad morning.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDaniel Eness
    Release dateFeb 6, 2012
    ISBN9781466041837
    Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
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    Daniel Eness

    Daniel Eness writes stories of strange adventure where the hero always wins, except those times when he dies spectacularly in an explosion. He lives in Iowa with his family of six, for whom he writes of the churning seascape of the soul, deep evil and the hope that has overcome them both. His work has appeared in Stupefying Stories, Ideomancer, Diagram and Brain Harvest Magazine, and, in 2012, Eortholic Press will release two novels, a novella and a collection of short adventures.

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