Calling All Men: How to Slay Your Inner Princess, Nineteen Ways to Man Up

By Kent Rodgers

Guaranteed to make you laugh until you puke your stomach lining out your nose, get ready to rip the diamond and emerald studded tiara, sun umbrella and pink bunny slippers out of your arse forever!

Welcome to the Man-defining book that asks the most daunting of all questions in the age of the non-male, completely confused, what the hell am I world...where have all the real men gone?

Calling All Men, How to Slay Your Inner Princess, Nineteen Ways to Man UP, is a little book filled with priceless sarcastic humor that takes aim at how emasculated men have become in our modern society and just happens to also have a profound sprinkling of timeless wisdom about how to show up as an authentic man.

Kent Rodgers is both comic genius and Man-Sage who can help you to discover your testes again in the era of the Metro-sexual, Manties and avocado,Amazon monkey stuff facials.

Get ready gentlemen, this is one hell of a ride, and ladies, you will want a copy for every single girlfriend on your speed dial!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kent Rodgers
• Release date: Sep 21, 2011
• ISBN: 9781466136373

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Calling All Men…

How to Slay Your Inner Princess:

Nineteen Ways to Man Up

Kent Rodgers

Published on Smashwords by

WARRIOR MANTRA PRESS

Copyright Kent Rogers, 2011

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Reviews

The height of literary achievement is when a book makes it to your bathroom. The next stage of achievement is when the pages become so sacred you use them to wipe your ass. That's when you have arrived at the pinnacle…welcome Mr. Rodgers.

Kent Rodgers

Hilarious, I could not stop laughing. Rodgers is a comic genius!

Kent Rodgers

A page turner, I read this book in one-hour because I simply could not put it down. Then I reread it over and over in complete awe!

Kent Rodgers

An astonishing book filled with the wisdom of the ages. Not since the time of Moses have we seen such guidance, as if it were born from the hand of God himself.

Kent Rodgers

Timeless, an instant classic.

Kent Rodgers

Set a place at the table of great literary masters, Rodgers has arrived.

Kent Rodgers

Finally the end-all; be-all book on how to show up as a man.

Kent Rodgers

In all my years reviewing books I've awaited The One that would define all others. Never has anything so profound been authored and it is unimaginable to conceive of its equal being written again.

Kent Rodgers

The financial wisdom contained in this book will make you a millionaire!

Kent Rodgers

This is the best aphrodisiac for seducing women ever written. After reading this book you will score again and again. Get a stick and be ready to beat 'em off.

Kent Rodgers

The gas pedal is floored and Rodger's is driving a 500hp monster. What a ride!

Kent Rodgers

"Look up 'Man' in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Rodgers. No words, descriptions, or definition necessary, Rodgers is 'Da Man'.

Kent Rodgers

Man Food for Thought

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.

~ Dave Barry

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

~ James Shubert

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the Pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeoning of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments