Cow Tipping

By Perry Burchard

Few good decisions are made when arguing while high. Kyle just wanted to cop a buzz, but instead finds himself in a pasture with his friends. Will he prove his point, or get them all killed?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Perry Burchard
• Release date: Aug 20, 2010

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Cow Tipping

By: Perry Burchard

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2010 by Perry Burchard

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Smashwords Edition License Notes: This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold. This is a work of fiction. All characters, places, and events portrayed in this novel are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead, locales, or events is entirely coincidental.

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Cow tipping, said Hugh, is bullshit.

I would have jumped all over that right away, but my lungs were full of a bong rip only a few seconds old, and I wasn’t about to waste it by calling bullshit on his bullshit. I’m not a cheapskate, but pot fucks up your breath, puts unfiltered tar in your lungs, and makes your clothes stink. If you’re gonna put up with all that shit to get high, you might as well maximize.

Hugh took advantage of my self-discipline by bouncing his response off Mickey’s breathless, eye-batting ‘really?’ and continuing his string of shine-ola. She was always a virtuoso shill when someone makes bold proclamations.

Yeah, said Hugh. It’s an urban legend.

"Urban is a bit out of context, said Jules. She was listening but waved her tiny little hand at me. Hey, Kyle, you don’t have to hang onto the bong while you’re holding it in."

Still squeezing on the toke, I passed her the little glass apparatus. It looked like the one Michael Phelps was busted with; man, when that picture came out