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    The Glory of Ippling
    The Glory of Ippling
    The Glory of Ippling
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    The Glory of Ippling

    By Helen M. Urban

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateNov 27, 2013
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      Title: The Glory of Ippling

      Author: Helen M. Urban

      Release Date: October 24, 2007 [EBook #23185]

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      He brought them life and hope.

      Why wouldn't the fools take it from him?

      By HELEN M. URBAN

      THE GLORY OF

      IPPLING

      There's an axiom in the galaxy: The more complicated the machine, the bigger mess it can make. Like the time the planetary computer for Buughabyta flipped its complete grain-futures series. The computer ordered only 15 acres, and Buughabytians had to live for a full year off the government's stored surplus—thus pounding down the surplus, forcing up the price, eliminating the subsidy and balancing the Buughabytian budget for fifteen years—an unprecedented bit of nonsense that almost had permanent effects. But a career economist with an eye for flubup and complication managed to restore balanced disorder, bringing Buughabyta right back to normalcy.

      Or like the time a matter-duplicator receiver misread OCH3CH3OH, to turn out a magnificently busted blonde sphygmomano-raiser with an HOCH3OH replacement, putting a strain on the loyalty of a billion teen-age girls dedicated to Doyle Oglevie worship. Doyle-she insisted she was Doyle-he, as it took quite a while for her hormones to overcome the memory of his easy, eyelash-flapping, tone-torturing microphone conquests. Put a strain on his wardrobe, too.

      No machine, of course, can compare for complexity with any group of humans who have been collected into machine-like precision of operation. Take one time when an Ipplinger Cultural Contact Group was handed a Boswellister with V.I.P. connections and orders to put him to an assignment—for his maturity.

      Boswellister sat patiently. He squirmed emotionally up and down his backbone, but he affected a disdainful appearance of patience in view of the importance of his and his poppa's positions compared with the pawn-like minusculity of the audience's.

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