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    Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot
    Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot
    Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot
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    Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot

    By Dick Purcell

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateNov 27, 2013
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      Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot - Dick Purcell

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      Title: Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot

      Author: Dick Purcell

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      Being one of the richest men in the world, it was only natural that many people anticipated the day he would die. For someone should claim—

      Mr. Chipfellow's Jackpot

      by

      Dick Purcell

      I'm getting old, Sam Chipfellow said, and old men die.

      His words were an indirect answer to a question from Carter Hagen, his attorney. The two men were standing in an open glade, some distance from Sam Chipfellow's mansion at Chipfellow's Folly, this being the name Sam himself had attached to his huge estate.

      Sam lived there quite alone except for visits from relatives and those who claimed to be relatives. He needed no servants nor help of any kind because the mansion was completely automatic. Sam did not live alone from choice, but he was highly perceptive and it made him uncomfortable to have relatives around with but one thought in their minds: When are you going to die and leave me some money?

      Of course, the relatives could hardly be blamed for entertaining this thought. It came as naturally as breathing because Sam Chipfellow was one of those rare individuals—a scientist who had made money; all kinds of money; more money than

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