Orientation: A Story: And Other Stories
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Orientation introduces a writer at the height of his powers, whose work surely invites us to reassess the landscape of American fiction.
A new employee's first-day office tour includes descriptions of other workers' most private thoughts and actions.
"Orientation" is a story from Daniel Orozco's critically acclaimed collection of the same name, which leads the reader through the hidden lives and moral philosophies of bridge painters, men housebound by obesity, office temps, and warehouse workers. He reveals the secret pleasures of late-night supermarket trips for cookie binges, exceptional data entry, and an exiled dictator's occasional piss on the U.S. embassy. A love affair blooms between two officers in the impartially worded pages of a police blotter; during an earthquake, the consciousness of the entire state of California shakes free for examination.
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Reviews for Orientation
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I haven't gotten this excited about a short story collection since I stumbled across Sam Lipsyte's Venus Drive a few months back. If you're a fan of impeccable prose, pitch-black humor, and Saunders-style weirdness, buy this book immediately. Hell, I'll buy a copy for you if you promise to read it. It's just that good.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5An impressive collection that displays the author's considerable talent because the stories are so diverse - both in their premises and in their technique, ranging from extended narrations (in "Orientation") to police reports ("Officers Weep") to a sweeping bird's eye view that pans over and across all the lives of the people affected by an earthquake ("Shakers"). The 9 stories in the collection are:
1. Orientation - 10 pp - In the form of an extended narration, an experienced employee gives an office tour to a newbie, giving him all the rules of cubicle decorum and gossipy insights into the characters that occupy each desk. Gets increasingly bizarre and hilarious as it builds to the revelation that one of the workers is a serial killer at night. ("Don't bother him.")
2. The Bridge - 8 pp - A story that offers great, detailed descriptions of the work involved in repainting massive bridges. A new guy joins the crew, and gets the nickname "Baby," and has to deal with the hardest part of the job - watching jumpers leap to their death.
3. Hunger Tales - 20 pp - Four different tales of the role food plays in people's lives - first, a young woman who obsesses over cookies, and who shops at a super-grocery store in the middle of the night so she won't be spotted by anyone she knows; then, a 600-pound man who can't live any kind of a normal life because of his enormous girth; thirdly, a woman on a blind date that starts off well, takes a few odd twists and then becomes entirely focused - for her at least - on a spectacular dessert; and finally a father and son, who in their grief over the loss of their wife and mother, go on an epic eating binge, finishing off a Thanksgiving meal furnished them by the funeral director, and then gorging on every other biyt of food they can find in their refrigerator and kitchen.
4. I Run Every Day - 16 pp - An incredibly powerful tale of a young man who works at a school supply warehouse and who is isolated from everyone in his life and whose only joy in life is the long runs he goes for each morning. When a female co-worker reaches out to him, she pays a heavy price for trying to make a connection.
5. Somoza's Dream - 33 pp - A great portrait of tin-pot dictator in exile in Paraguay after he's been disposed, offering rich details of what his life has become. Also shifts into the point of view of the cook at the estate where he lives, who despises him; the Paraguayan security guards, who wish they weren't saddled with protecting him; and the crew of assassins who are plotting to execute him.
6. Officers Weep - 13 pp - A hilariously funny tale of the burgeoning romance between two uniformed police officers, told through the reports they file on the routine the calls they go on, often arresting people simply because they've annoyed them.
7. Only Connect - 15 pp - Starts off from the perspective of a young man who attends a co-worker's party, hoping to make a romantic connection. When he realizes the woman isn't interested in him, he leaves the party and is randomly gunned down by two losers out to get money to finance their drug needs. A woman who crosses their path is spared and the story then shifts to her point-of-view, telling details of the rest of her life as she is always haunted by - and grateful to - the killer whom she spotted and never reported after he let her go unharmed.
8. Temporary Stories - 19 pp - Tells the lonely adventures of a young temporary worker, Clarissa Snow, as she journeys through her various jobs - working as a receptionist in a hospital human resources office, where's she overwhelmed by all the desperate pleas of unemployed people seeking work; typing in isolation a confidential report about a company's plans to layoff its staff while all of her workers try to make her feel like part of the team; and a "dream job," converting all the paper records of births, marriages, etc for a town to an electronic database and where she must hold off the subtle romantic overtures of a co-worker interested in her.
9. Shakers - 15 pp - A story that conveys the impact of a California earthquake by panning across the lives of all the people affected by it, including most harrowingly a hiker trapped in a ravine with a shattered leg and knee, no cell phone, no water, and a rattlesnake who decides to take comfort in the night by coiling into his crotch - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5excellent collection of short stories. Orozco can write in first, third and even second person. Some stories last just a few minutes, others cover decades, all are compelling.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Funny, weird, frequently disturbing, but always fascinating shorts.
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Orientation - Daniel Orozco
Orientation
Those are the offices and these are the cubicles. That’s my cubicle there, and this is your cubicle. This is your phone. Never answer your phone. Let the Voicemail System answer it. This is your Voicemail System Manual. There are no personal phone calls allowed. We do, however, allow for emergencies. If you must make an emergency phone call, ask your supervisor first. If you can’t find your supervisor, ask Phillip Spiers, who sits over there. He’ll check with Clarissa Nicks, who sits over there. If you make an emergency phone call without asking, you may be let go.
These are your in- and out-boxes. All the forms in your in-box must be logged in by the date shown in the upper-left-hand corner, initialed by you in the