Q School Confidential: Inside Golf's Cruelest Tournament

By David Gould

In 1999, the PGA TOUR Qualifying Tournament--known to many as Q School--found itself sitting on 35 years of unique history. Q School Confidential chronicles this tournament's deep, dense story of heartbreak, black humor, back-room politics and magnificent golf under dire circumstances.

Using the 1998 PGA TOUR Qualifying School finals as his backdrop, golf writer David Gould recounts for the first time ever the history of the pro tour's annual qualifier, with revealing anecdotes about raw rookies, aging veterans and every dreamer in between. The vintage stories in the Q School's near and distant past tell of emotional and physical breakdown---and courage, as well---under pressure: Jim Carter's self-confessed "choke stories" of 1990 and 1992; Mark McCumber's recurring lost-scorecard nightmare; Peter Jacobsen's ordeal with a cheater on the Mexican border; Jim McLean's bizarre arrest on the qualifier's eve; and Mac O'Grady's violent celebration of his long-awaited Q School success. The players captured in these pages turn white with panic, vomit their breakfast, sleep in their cars, practice on interstate ranges, lose golf shoes, forget contact lenses and make fateful decisions based on faulty information.

Sifting back through several eras, Gould explains the innocent aims of the first Q Schools and uncovers the tournament's pivotal role in the momentous split-up of the PGA and the PGA TOUR. He examines the difficult question of how professional golf should go about bringing in new players and letting former players regain their privileges. In the voices of forgotten or never-known tour pros from the 1970s, he narrates the frustrating "rabbit era" that Q School helped create, and revisits the infamous "breakaway Q School" of 1968. In notes that accompany this book's exclusive year-by-year scoring records, the author picks out hidden turning points, bits of trivia and strange coincidences in the lives of tour players past and present.

These profiles and snapshots of the earliest Q School survivors and the most recent graduates, as well, are woven together in a warm, engaging and insightful narrative. Q School Confidential, sometimes bleak, sometimes triumphant, provides the first and only inside look at a cruel and unusual tournament that many consider golf's toughest test of all.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Macmillan Publishers
• Release date: Jan 16, 2002
• ISBN: 9781429974424

David Gould

David A. D. Gould is an award-winning computer graphics artist and programmer with over a decade of distinguished accomplishments that span the globe. Among his diverse credits are technology development for Walt Disney Feature Animation, development of the Entropy renderer at Exluna, and 3D graphics chip design at Nvidia. He also developed Illustrate!, the leading toon and technical illustration renderer. David's filmography includes such films as The Lord of the Rings and King Kong.

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Table of Contents

Title Page

FOREWORD

1 - PLAY SCRATCH, FEEL THE ITCH

2 - THE JOURNEY AND THE MEN

3 - HOW THEY BUILT THE GATE

4 - PULLING RABBITS FROM THE Q SCHOOL HAT

5 - CHAOS ON BENTGRASS

6 - GOOD ENOUGH TO DREAM

7 - ONE TRIP THROUGH, OR 17

8 - FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

9 - GROUNDHOG DAY

10 - ON THE NUMBER

11 - THE RESHUFFLE

A NOTE ON THE TEXT

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

ALSO BY DAVID GOULD

APPENDIX: FACTS AND RECORDS

Notes

Copyright Page

FOREWORD

It was almost like a death in the family, journeyman touring pro Jaxon Brigman quietly admitted. For five minutes, Brigman later reflected, I had my PGA Tour card.

The Abilene-based journeyman was braving an interview at Bear Creek Golf Course outside Dallas in December of 1999. A few short weeks had passed since the heartbreaking turnabout that brought his ’99 PGA Tour Qualifying experience to a numbing end. Then twenty-eight and a road-weary veteran of the minitours, Brigman had concluded a grueling but successful week in the Q School finals by signing for a four on the thirteenth hole of his final round at the Doral Resort. In fact, Brigman had made a three on the hole.

According to Rule 6-6D, he was required to let his incorrectly high score stand. The net result was an official 66, not the 65 he had truly shot, and an unlucky six-round total of 413, not the 412 needed to gain a year’s eligibility on the PGA Tour, where official purse money for the season had been set at $132 million. Brigman’s misplay with the smallest stick in the bag—the pencil—would permanently etch his name in Q-School’s annals.

In the two golf seasons since the main body of research for this peculiar golf history book was completed, the biggest Q School stories have been Brigman’s self-administered technical knockout (he did earn a Buy.com Tour card for the 2000 season) and Gary Nicklaus’s long-awaited return of the vaunted Nicklaus name to week-in, week-out tour play. Nicklaus shot a 7-under-par 63 in the final round of ’99 qualifying to earn his PGA Tour card for the first time. He had tried and failed eight times previously. Card in hand, the thirty-one-year-old son of golf’s greatest all-time player survived his rookie year, managing a second-place finish in Atlanta that steered him to a final money-list standing of 119th.

Enough, in other words, to avoid an immediate return through qualifying. As the 2001 season wound down, however, young Nicklaus showed signs of a sophomore slump and appeared in danger of having to ruefully recall the comments he had offered upon first earning his card: Now I get to see how good I really am. He said as well, Hopefully, this is the last time I ever come to this tournament.

Men’s professional golf has changed dramatically since work on this book began. Life on the big tour, long known for its comforts, conveniences, and adulation, has become intoxicatingly sweet. A single player, the incomparable Tiger Woods, has catapulted men’s pro golf from a mere penthouse to a turreted palace. Thanks to his star quality, the broadcast-rights deal signed by the PGA Tour in July of 2001 was fattened by 50 percent over the four-year TV agreement then expiring. With that money churning into the system, it is predicted that many if not most weekly first-prize checks will be $1 million or higher.

For the journeymen who get their cards, lose them, and get them back, this makes the chase all the more diabolical. In the old days, if you were struggling around the top-125 mark on the tour’s money list—and thus struggling to keep your eligibility—there was a symmetry in the fact that you were broke, miserable, and staying in a strip of flop motels. Young pros who have returned home from a couple of years on tour have, as a consolation, at least eaten better once in off the road. In the very early days of Q School, the unpleasantness of tour life led many a player who still had eligibility to quit, settle down, and sell insurance. Here in the Tiger Era, players can make enough cuts to rank 150th on the money list and still earn incomes, net of expenses, somewhere in the $250,000 range. That’s room-service and mint-on-your-pillow money.

Tour life has sweetened in another tantalizing way. Its pension plan has become the stuff of early-retirement dreams, and not just for the top dogs, either. In early 2000, the PGA Tour announced it would add $27 million to the retirement plan, which has grown to more than $200 million in total assets since its inception in 1983. Tour players of today are the enviable beneficiaries of a performance-based pension plan many consider the best retirement package in sports. According to Tour projections, a twenty-six-year-old player who begins his career in 2001 and plays seventeen seasons could stockpile an account of nearly $43 million—if not more—by playing well enough merely to average 75th on the money list. The deferred compensation plan, as the Tour terms it, features one program that rewards players for making cuts, and two funds that contribute lump-sum payments according to the players’ standings on the money list after each of three season segments and the overall, year-end money list.

The allure of the professional touring life has also grown stronger thanks to the increase in purses on the so-called developmental tour, known to average fans as first the Hogan Tour, then the Nike Tour, then the Buy.com Tour. With several weeks to go in the 2001 Buy.com season, one player Heath Slocum, had already amassed $337,000 in earnings. Given Slocum’s numbers to date and the six-figure first prize paid out by the season-ending Buy.com Tour Championship, the prospects seem strong for there soon being a half-million-dollar wage-earner on the second-tier men’s pro tour. In fact, there is already something financially bittersweet about earning a PGA Tour card by finishing in the top 10 on the Buy.com Tour. Given how much you can make by cracking that Buy.com top 10—and given the heightened competition on the big tour—the dreaded pay cut is a definite possibility.

These are the new vagaries of the pro-golf journeyman lifestyle, no matter how fat the purses get. The best first step for any tournament player wishing to blaze an entire career without ever seeing that word journeyman before his name is to join the tour the way Tiger did—clear out of the dorm room, turn pro, receive sponsors’ invitations, perform well in those tournaments, and finish in the top 125—thus skipping tour school completely. Charles Howell III left Oklahoma State in June of 2000 after his junior year, foregoing one more season in the NCAA ranks in favor of potential wealth and fame on the PGA Tour. Considered a rare talent, Howell has fared reasonably well in the professional tournaments he’s played, but could probably have used another year of seasoning.

University of Texas product David Gossett, who earned full-time PGA Tour exemption by winning a PGA Tour event he enterd via a sponsor’s exemption, represents a modified version of the Tiger approach. Gossett, winner of the 2001 John Deere Classic, is only twenty-two but had indeed completed his eligibility at Texas and had even competed in one Q School, firing a prodigious 59 in one of his rounds but mixing in some mediocre golf to eventually come up short.

Two other examples of the trend among phenom collegians to try fast-tracking their way into the PGA Tour ranks are Bryce Molder of Georgia Tech and Luke Donald of Northwestern. Although Molder was the defending champion and Donald would have been a cofavorite to win the prestigious title, both players passed on playing in the 2001 U.S. Amateur Championship and instead took sponsor’s exemptions into the 2001 Reno-Tahoe Classic, a tournament Molder nearly won. Unable to keep pace with a final-round 64 by veteran John Cook, Molder nonetheless managed a solo finish in third place, which paid $204,000 and put Molder in decent position for a finishing kick that would squeeze him the top 125 by season’s end.

But the issue of jumping too early into the pro ranks no longer focuses on college underclassmen who come out early. In the summer of 2001, two high-schoolers shocked golf observers by announcing they would ignore all offers of college golf scholarships and proceed straight to the pro ranks, Kevin Na of Diamond Bar, California, and Ty Tryon of Orlando, Florida. Na, a Korean native who has lived in the United States for nine years and hasn’t yet finished high school, got himself into the Buy.com Tour’s 2001 Inland Empire tournament in Rancho Cucamonga and missed the cut by a single stroke. Tryon showed even more early form, entering two different PGA Tour events on the 2001 schedule and making the cut in both of them. Tryon, also seventeen, tied for 39th at the Honda Classic then went on the road and tied for 37th at the B.C. Open in upstate New York.

The upstarts leaving college or even skipping college altogether won’t all make the grade, but some will. Meanwhile, Jaxon Brigman, he of the lead poisoning incident at Doral in 1999, will keep hammering at the tour’s true back-door entrance, Q School.

1

PLAY SCRATCH, FEEL THE ITCH

I could not have known it at the time, but the dramatic heart of this book began beating on the first tee of the Woodland Golf Club during opening-round play of the 1973 Massachusetts Open. Banners hung from the old club’s iron gates and two-tone Coupe de Villes idled on the entrance road as our 12:48 P.M. group commenced play. Two balls rested far down the fairway, waiting for a third contestant, the blond, blocky club pro who was my boss and my sometime hero, to hit his drive.

Beside me in the shade stood his green-and-white staff bag, which carried a set of MacGregor MTs and the name Mike Smith in a hopeful flourish of black script. Having already gone 18 holes in the third pairing of the morning (I caddied for an amateur who had shot 73), my legs and feet tingled with fatigue. The starter, who had announced my amateur’s name six hours earlier and was still manning his post, sounded a bit weary himself.

But Mike was brimming with energy. Fidgeting, you might even say. I watched him crunch his shoulder blades together and sweep a few ribbons of hair across his forehead, where pebbles of perspiration had recently emerged. Jitterbugging between the tee markers, he squinted at the fairway and the treelines pinching it. His small but ape-strong hands traveled along the club handle, trying to agree on a grip. He tugged at his glove and hitched up his sans-a-belt waistband, reestablishing that wavy border between a bulge of belly and his narrow, quick-turning hips. Many times had I witnessed this routine, including Mike’s familiar preround benedictions: Tee it high and fly, Stick it in the ground and go, and so on, which today came out more in a croak than in his singsong rendition of a Rhode Island working-class accent.

My elders on the tee didn’t know Mike Smith, but they knew about tournament golf. I had the case covered a different way—didn’t know the game too well but I did know Mike. Which is how all of us simultaneously realized the guy was choking. Gagging uncontrollably. Constricted in the throat and in every other bodily orifice. Once I grasped what was happening, anxiety skipped from him to me like a flamelick in dry woods.

Examining my shoelaces, I steeled myself for an out-and-out whiff. Rejecting that possibility, I pictured the coldest of cold tops, a hey boss look at me company-outing special.

There were a few final spasms of Mike’s false nonchalance, then he coiled back. His downswing was slashy and quick, and then came impact. About six dimples’ worth, I estimated, occurring along that bony ridge where a persimmon driver’s neck and soleplate meet.

The ball sizzled audibly. I pictured its cover carved open like a heavyweight’s eyebrow. The shot tracked low and left, exploring the woods like a finch. Once it passed the first small grove—a copse of trees that could have pinballed it for a few loud thwocks then burped it back onto the forward tee—the torn ball found a sliver of daylight. As golf shots go, I remember thinking, this one was more exciting to watch than any high, booming drive would have been. It battled the evil forces of sidespin and topspin for 80 or 90 yards then finally succumbed. Though it had taken a fairly deep angle into the trees, this patch of woods must have been recently thinned, allowing the ball to skip crazily forward after it touched down. The terrain of the woods sloped upland from the fairway’s edge, creating a valley effect that sent the ball trickling back toward safety. It came to rest 130 yards away, in a little clearing from which a reasonable recovery shot could be played.

Grim disaster had somehow been avoided. All parties to the incident, with the exception of the starter, legged it off the first tee like johns fleeing a raided brothel. By the time Mike retrieved his driver’s headcover he had by some miracle gotten his wits about him, as well. Soon he was conversing with himself in full tenor, and I let myself believe that a scrambling 74 might be possible.

Twenty-five years later, I don’t remember exactly what Mike shot. Closer to 80 than 70, certainly. What mattered is that I had finally seen him up close in a real tournament, and thus understood that his game was nothing special, to say the least. Mike was 34 years old at the time and I was 16. We had met the prior October when he was hired as head pro at Needham Golf Club, a nine-holer where my younger brother, Peter, and I were caddies. That fall, Mike chose me from among the A caddies to be his bag-room attendant and caddie master for the upcoming summer, a favor for which I was then and still am eternally grateful. Our previous pro was Mr. Burke, a tall, tanned, smooth-featured gentleman who had given up golf for full-time whiskey drinking. In three years of caddying at the club, I had seen the man play perhaps one round. Our new pro, as the officers on the search committee promised, was destined to be a great improvement, due to his youth and modern training and his downright respectable behavior. Respectable meaning he did most of his drinking after the golf shop was closed.

Given what we had heard of his professional skills, it was hard to imagine that Mike had worked at four or five clubs without ever being offered a head-pro position. The members at his most recent place of employment claimed he could reshaft, regrip, and rejigger the swingweight of a persimmon driver on an hour’s notice. They said he could teach all day in the hot sun with skill and patience. Given his keen eye for merchandise, they predicted the Needham shop would soon be a colorful showcase of the latest gear. His tournaments would run like clockwork, they said, right down to the scoresheets he hand-lettered so swiftly and artfully. Mike knew the rules of our royal and ancient game, inside and out. He was a storyteller, he was an early riser and a hard worker, and he was more than happy to fill out a Saturday foursome of members, even the high-handicappers.

The Needham membership buzzed with anticipation. Their pro shop, which had become a wax museum, was about to be transformed. Extolling the virtues of this incoming firebrand became the only form of conversation allowed. And he’s a heckuva player, too, was how the members’ speeches generally concluded. Got a super swing. If a question then arose as to Mike’s lack of tournament victories, a postscript would be added: Guess he’s been struggling with the putter the last couple of years, the members would note. Yeah, putter is what’s killin’ him.

When you’re 15 and living in a golf backwater like Needham, Massachusetts, you think anybody who can break par on an average course is mere steps away from stardom. I signed on not only as Mike’s bag-room attendant but as his personal rooting section for the golfing comeback this great new job would allow him to mount. First off, he would need me and the rest of the staff to help get the golf program organized. Once things were running smoothly, he could buckle down to work on his game. Of course comeback may not have been the appropriate term, since Mike’s raw talent had never been harnessed to produce those telltale high finishes in the New England PGA section’s important tournaments. Or even in recent Monday pro-ams, for that matter.

But the man had played great golf in his time. Lately, however, it had all come at those odd hours when an overworked assistant pro might seize the chance. Mike would wait for the long evenings of summer, he explained to me, after club parking lots emptied and the shop doors were locked, to race through his unwitnessed rounds of 66, 67, 68. That had been his only serious playing time for the past several years, he explained, but now things would be different.

Somehow, the great comeback never did materialize. The drinking was mostly confined to after hours, but it hampered his progress all the same. And the shop staff responsible for getting things organized turned out to include one longtime crony of Mike’s who did all his heavy lifting from the till. Some kind of cyst or spur cropped up at the base of Mike’s thumb, an ailment the doctors couldn’t seem to repair or even conclusively diagnose. In keeping with his reputation, Mike taught all day on our makeshift range and had no energy left to practice. I caddied for him the following summer when he and our greenkeeper teamed up to win a New England PGA Pro-Superintendent title, but that was all the fame and glory we could muster.

During that first summer, when my naïve rooting and his powers of self-deception produced their symbiotic revelries, I would ask him about his early career, his flashes of raw potential, his moments when it seemed destiny was beckoning him toward the big time. He would oblige me with a tournament golfer’s standard narrative—the tips he had received from area pros whose names I recognized, the little grip changes and swing changes that had fine-tuned his ball flight and added distance or control. Putting, that prissy detail of the game that had proved such a nuisance even to greats like Hogan and Palmer, would come in for its few words of scorn, along with fresh words of resolve. There was a seriousness in all these explanations that convinced me Mike’s playing goals—which in hindsight were wildly modest compared to the prospects I harbored for him—would one day be reached.

He would head off on Mondays to play in section tournaments and Tuesday’s paper would list the top scores, none of which happened to be his. Then came the week of the Mass Open, and after that we spoke less and less about the comeback. When we did talk about his playing career, I noticed a bitter realism starting to creep into the conversation. Finally he related an incident that relieved me of my ignorance.

One of Mike’s prior bosses had been Paul Harney, perhaps the finest tournament golfer New England has produced since the days of the great amateur (and 1913 U.S. Open champion) Francis Ouimet. Harney, who won seven PGA Tour events in his career, won three of those while engaged as the working head professional at Pleasant Valley Country Club in Sutton, Massachusetts, during the 1960s and early 1970s. Mike Smith, like the typical Harney assistant, was inspired to the point of awe by a man who could succeed wildly in both pro-golf arenas at once. Mike dedicated himself to seeing how good he could possibly be at the game Harney made look easy. The golf course, Pleasant Valley, was a PGA Tour stop, and thus a fitting test of any pro’s potential. Mike would hit balls in the morning or at lunch, close the shop at dinnertime, and roar out onto the golf course. He had always been a hard swinger, but now he was adding finesse to his power game. The more he played it, the more this championship layout yielded low scores to him. He strode in one night after covering Pleasant Valley in another tidy 67. Unexpectedly, Harney was still on the premises. Mike knocked the grass clippings from his spikes and swaggered into the shop.

I’ve made a decision I need to tell you about, Mike said to the boss. Then he drew in his breath. Mr. Harney, I’m goin’ on the tour.

Noticing the effect his long-abandoned declaration was having upon me, Mike paused for emphasis.

Harney just looked at me, Mike recounted, then he said, ‘Son … you’re not goin’ anywhere.’

And Paul Harney didn’t mean, Gosh, Mike, you’re too valuable an employee—I need you around here. He meant, You can’t beat anybody, kid, so don’t waste your time dreaming.

For all of Mike’s tendencies toward self-delusion, his tone as he replayed Harney’s words that day was one of door-slamming authority. An hour later, walking the mile of railroad track between the golf club and my house, I imagined that the great pro’s reply must have stung Mike at first, and then eventually liberated him. That’s when I realized that in Mike’s mind, the competitive comeback his new job was going to spark would never ticket him for a return to Pleasant Valley and a stab at Monday qualifying for the Classic. His playing ambitions had to have been confined to respectable finishes in the Mass Opens and Rhode Island Opens and maybe the fall Cape Cod Pro-Am Series. Never would they approach the great, gaudy PGA Tour, as I had let myself imagine.

I remember feeling relieved that I hadn’t made a big deal about my belief in Mike’s playing ability to anyone, not even to my brother, Pete. At the same time, I felt disgusted with the game of golf, with its absurd randomness. So many players with classy swings and a passion to compete, and try as you might to discern superiority, you could go to your grave not knowing why one succeeded and the next one stood no chance.

Less than a decade later, I found myself legging it around professional tournaments with a set of pairing sheets and a notepad in my hand. The game’s eternal riddle—why certain players were destined for stardom and certain others bound for obscurity—had worked its way into a vocation. By no means did I solve any mysteries right away, nor have I developed an eagle eye for budding greatness in the dozen years since. Unpredictability is still the essence of top-level tournament golf, and all the swing doctors, stat-masters, and sports psychologists in the world can only shed a certain amount of light on it. At the 1997 PGA Tour Q School finals in central Florida, I met a philosophical tour caddie (I suppose that’s a redundancy) named Bob Ming, aka Cowboy. Bob made an obtuse observation about the challenge of tour qualifying that I still find oddly helpful.

Tour school is the final exam, it’s there waiting for you. And every year, the questions on the test are the same, said Cowboy. Problem is, every year the answers are different.

Those ever-changing answers to the big, simple question: How good do you need to be? are what make a Nike Tour event on the Golf Channel so disorienting. Watching these developmental tour events, an average fan asks, Haven’t we seen a lot of these Nike Tour players competing on the PGA Tour? Aren’t these Nike Tour players driving it as far as PGA Tour players do? Aren’t they holing the six-footers and missing the 12-footers, same as on the PGA Tour?

The lack of visible differences among the various levels is one reason so many of us confine our rooting to the very elite players. We don’t know exactly why they’re better, we just know we can stick with them and never seem ignorant. Football fans can follow the NFL draft safe in the belief that most of the players in the first couple of rounds will have successful careers, even if some quit due to injury and a few others simply don’t pan out. Basketball fans who turn themselves into NBA draftniks during the annual selection pageant have the luxury of adopting just about any first-rounder as their personal hero and knowing their guy will romp through the league for several seasons, anyway. The enormous no-cut contracts of these incoming players virtually assures it, whether the player excels or not.

In golf, being named rookie of the year (Mark Carnevale, Woody Austin, and Robert Gamez have all won the award in the ’90s; all three have returned to Q School since) is a dubious honor—on the pro tour early success is usually fleeting. As fans and reporters, we wait for excellence to repeat itself over many campaigns before we adopt a player as one of our favorites. The media—newspapers along with television—try to skirt risk by fixating on the top 10 or 15 players, the superstars who dominate the major tournaments and get invited to all those easy-money side events. Most of the audience, most of the time, will be content to hear about the front-runners and turn a blind eye to the players who scuffle along. Whenever one of the scufflers goes on a tear in a big tournament, you can hear the media guidebooks crack open to the page containing his capsule bio.

I used to see the world from that angle myself, complaining inwardly about the unknowns and little-knowns who cluttered the landscape while I was busy trying to watch Jack Nicklaus, Tom Watson, and Greg Norman. Now, after three years researching this book, I find myself paying more attention to marginal players than stars.