How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome
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The United States of America is the greatest country on earth. That's not good enough. Frank J. Fleming, author of the satire Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything and a leading authority on America's awesomeness, strikes back against the doom and gloom about America's future with a plan to ensure the United States's greatness for years to come. Fleming's solution aren't the usual small-minded ideas you hear from politicians and pundits, but the bold, unique ideas that the greatest country on earth deserves—ideas that will solve all of America's problems, forever! Fleming offers simple, common sense ideas to make sure our best years are ahead of us, such as:
- Simplify Supreme Court cases
- Outlaw whining
- Consolidate and reduce the number of countries worldwide
- Conquer and dominate the environment
- End border disputes by making sure no other country touches us
- Launch a nuclear strike against the moon for world peace
These aren't solutions you'll find anywhere else. They're the outside the box thinking that America needs. Fleming hopes to make the United States so much more than a shining city on a hill: With How to Fix Everything in America Forever, Fleming helps us see the path towards making the US a blazing inferno on a mountaintop that will fill the world with fear and awe for generations to come.
Frank J. Fleming
Frank J. Fleming is the author of the e-book originals Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything and How to Fix Everything in America Forever. He writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post and blogs at IMAO.us. He is a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University and works as an electrical and software engineer when he's not writing. He lives in Idaho with his wife and two children. Frank is the country's leading advocate for nuking the moon.
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