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Matthew Waldram
Matthew Waldram is a large flightless human.
Originally from Derby – where we call a cob a cob, duck – he now lives in Leigh-on-Sea and staunchly refuses to drop his accent, n...view moreMatthew Waldram is a large flightless human.
Originally from Derby – where we call a cob a cob, duck – he now lives in Leigh-on-Sea and staunchly refuses to drop his accent, no matter how many people tell him he speaks like his mouth is filled with marbles.
He believes in monsters, carbs, and scrumping.view less