Simon Meriva is a grumpy, fifty-something, cat-obsessed, overweight train-crew worker residing in the south of England and latterly with rather too much time on his hands.
This s...view moreSimon Meriva is a grumpy, fifty-something, cat-obsessed, overweight train-crew worker residing in the south of England and latterly with rather too much time on his hands.
This spare time is taken up with gardening, DIY, reading, slobbing around with a bottle of beer in hand and occasional fruitless trips to the local gymnasium. Latterly he has taken to writing, for which he apologises in advance to his poor, unfortunate readership.view less