Your Trailer Park Shrink,Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger,is the result of a blow to the head of a real retired psychologist.Poor Dr. Juancan't very well tell the real (nonfiction)...view moreYour Trailer Park Shrink,Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger,is the result of a blow to the head of a real retired psychologist.Poor Dr. Juancan't very well tell the real (nonfiction) from the concocted (fiction). This forced him to invent a new form of writing: Nonfriction. Since the stuff, you see, just slips out of him!
Schmeltanzinger hassentlots of this stuff to high classmagazines, likeThe New Yorker.But all refuse tosign a delivery receipt. Oh well, Dr. Juan sighs, to each his ozone. Though he fears that such refusal might be a sign of global warning to him not to waste more stamps.
Your Trailer Park Shrinkis only writer qualified to rain down "Pennies-Fun-Heaven!" to enrich your life now, regardless of your circumstances.view less