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Morgan Benson
My name is Morgan Benson.
I was born, kicking and screaming, on the crumbling fringes of a Utopia. My father was a menial worker, my mother’s jobs were twice as menial, and me, I...view moreMy name is Morgan Benson.
I was born, kicking and screaming, on the crumbling fringes of a Utopia. My father was a menial worker, my mother’s jobs were twice as menial, and me, I would blossom into a thistle in civilization’s best kept garden.
Duly processed, I was assigned to the IKEA deconstruction department, where the assembled furniture is dismantled and crammed into boxes. Set for a life of taking apart fully functional coffee tables that somebody else would put back together at home, the futility of life dawned on me, whereupon I was rushed to the nearest Citizen Readjustment Facility.
Upon my release, I set out to write something that’d keep sanity at bay. The Mating Rituals Of The Burning Giraffe is in online retailers now.view less