Born in the midwest, Ernie spent his early years on a non-working farm before moving into town. Barely graduating high school due to a lack of interest, he worked a variety of jobs while getting ma...view moreBorn in the midwest, Ernie spent his early years on a non-working farm before moving into town. Barely graduating high school due to a lack of interest, he worked a variety of jobs while getting married, having two kids, and getting divorced before eventually joining the military. He currently resides in the midwest with his faithful companion, Spiceview less