I write fiction well, play mediocre chess, garden creatively, and practice ever evolving yoga. I live with my girlfriend on the side of a small mountain, large hill combo with lots of wild flora an...view moreI write fiction well, play mediocre chess, garden creatively, and practice ever evolving yoga. I live with my girlfriend on the side of a small mountain, large hill combo with lots of wild flora and fauna, both life forms far more interesting than the top of the food chain. I'm terrible writing about myself. I guess that's non-fiction. I often wonder how I'd do on Jeopardy.view less