John Bruno Turiano is managing editor at Westchester Magazine and freelances for Zagat Survey. His humor essays on job title aggrandizement, clutter, and America’s cooking ignoranc...view moreJohn Bruno Turiano is managing editor at Westchester Magazine and freelances for Zagat Survey. His humor essays on job title aggrandizement, clutter, and America’s cooking ignorance have been published in The Journal News. He lives in White Plains, New York with his cat Caesar and an ever-fluctuating number of freshwater fish.view less