Izen Lumak lives in deepest, darkest Derbyshire and has a fondness for arbitrary alliteration. She has been making things up from an early age, but has only recently taken to writi...view moreIzen Lumak lives in deepest, darkest Derbyshire and has a fondness for arbitrary alliteration. She has been making things up from an early age, but has only recently taken to writing down the products of her overactive imagination.‘A Conspiracy of Vampires’ is Izen’s first novel, but more implausible historical books are planned, as it turns out taking perfectly sensible history and adding a load of ridiculous stuff is a lot of funview less