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Rob Einsle
This offspring of Bavarians emerged into world in Allentown, PA sometime near the end of the twentieth century. Lucky for him, his father got canned at Bethlehem Steel.
That sent the family west w...view moreThis offspring of Bavarians emerged into world in Allentown, PA sometime near the end of the twentieth century. Lucky for him, his father got canned at Bethlehem Steel.
That sent the family west where Rob grew into a man. Everyone grows into a man in the west, so he did too.
After sleeping through high school, Rob magically convinced some confused fool to allow him into a real university. The "magic" was a knack for the usage of a thesaurus.
Some how Rob actually graduated from the prestigious football school (oxymoron, perhaps), but he has not quit practicing his "magic".
That old thesaurus is well-worn as he relentlessly pumps out classic terribly pompous grandiloquent sesquipedalian tripe that rookies spew. A dictionary has better character development and plot than he can muster, but that doesn't stop him from pecking out these stories for you, dear reader.view less