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Darren Pardee
I'm humble, so I really don't like to talk about myself, but. I like Boston Terrier puppies and words that end in -bly. I regularly tour Port Beach's local convalescent homes and sing songs while p...view moreI'm humble, so I really don't like to talk about myself, but. I like Boston Terrier puppies and words that end in -bly. I regularly tour Port Beach's local convalescent homes and sing songs while playing ukelele. The other day, I noticed a baby hummingbird that had fallen out of its nest, and when I put it gently back, the mother thanked me by pouring its glorious nectar into my nostrils. I am the greatest man alive.view less