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Barton Grover Howe
Barton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks ...view moreBarton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks he is. A former newspaper reporter, hotel manager, aquarium diver, stand-up comedian, forcibly retired Disney On Ice performer and professional mascot, Barton Grover Howe has combined his experiences and skills from all of those environments to create writing with a voice like no other. Living proof that you don’t need hurricanes blowing the palm trees sideways to get beach slapped time and again.
He currently resides in the only small town on the Oregon coast that has seven miles of coastline and not one boat dock. He is married to the most patient woman on earth and is father to the cutest daughter in the universe, who got all of her looks from her mother.view less
Books by Barton Grover Howe
Parrot Eyes Lost Beach Slapped Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Total Beach Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSandy Claws Slay Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMermaid—The Other Other White Meat: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2011) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Beach is Back Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCats with Thumbs: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2010) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFlying Starfish of Death: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2008) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAddicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings