Luckily I'm an expert on myself so writing a personal bio is easy. Especially if you lie. A lot. So, with that in mind I'd like to inform all of you that I began my writing career in the year 2323,...view moreLuckily I'm an expert on myself so writing a personal bio is easy. Especially if you lie. A lot. So, with that in mind I'd like to inform all of you that I began my writing career in the year 2323, which happened to be a thesis on time travel. After getting the funding from Uncle Sam (not the personification of the US government but a relative), I built the world's first time machine. After a few comical mishaps and action packed ninja fights, I ended up here in this day and age after my time traveling device ran out of fuel. But why cry over spilt chronomancy? I'm making the best of this era by hopefully becoming an accomplished writer...with your help, of course.view less