Kristopher Schultz is a middle-aged, married guy with two daughters in college. He's also been a public school teacher for twenty-seven years. Kris is known to carry both antacid t...view moreKristopher Schultz is a middle-aged, married guy with two daughters in college. He's also been a public school teacher for twenty-seven years. Kris is known to carry both antacid tablets and lactose intolerance pills in his pockets at all times, though he claims neither has anything to do with his family or career.view less