W3t Laik A Wh0r3: A Novel

Written by Ralph Clayton

Narrated by Ralph Clayton

Welcome to my glorious life. I'm PurpleCandyXXX the one and only, the majestic online WebStar and AdultPerformer. This world has never seen anyone else like me before. Born as a poor nobody in a forgotten Ukrainian village in the middle of nowhere, I was rightfully able to choke destiny with my very own two hands. I rose from the ashes of the old to become who I am now, your one and only eternal goddess. This is me, your delightful purple candy. Take my invitation and I shall make you free in my own Mesopotamian paradise. It's so devilish good, you'll never want to go back. Lose yourself inside me, it's not a wicked sin but a rightful choice that's easy to take and impossible to forget. Hear my song, the beautiful song of the Siren. Blissful Nirvana is waiting for you my dear fanatics, only if you're able to cross the thin line between this life and the next.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scribl
• Release date: Mar 28, 2016
• ISBN: 9781518926693

Ralph Clayton

Originally from the misty and rainy lands of the UK. At age 18 very cleverly, commenced the study of modern languages and literature at university, eventually graduating and becoming a polyglot with magical literary skills. For the next couple years, travelling and working in different countries would be an insatiable passion. Three main countries, notoriously influence my ideas and work. Japan, Russia, and Mexico. Currently, full-time expat living in Moscow, Russia. Enjoying the endless winter, and consistently working on the next project. My work can be best described as vibrant and colorful descriptions of life, with a twist. There are no boundaries that can't be crossed, the good and the bad things of reality itself. There is always something to explore and talk about.