Put A Wet Paper Towel on It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools
Written by Lee Parkinson and Adam Parkinson
Narrated by Lee Parkinson and Adam Parkinson
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About this audiobook
THE SENSATIONAL SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
A heart-warming and hilarious look at life in the classroom from the teachers who host the most popular UK education podcast, Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast).
‘'Education’s answer to Adam Kay … Lee and Adam Parkinson are doing for teaching what he did for medicine.' The Times
Have you ever wondered what really happens during the day when your precious little angels are at school?
In this book, The Two Mr Ps will take you on a side-splittingly funny journey through the weird and wonderful world of primary schools. It will also explore the pressures of modern-day teaching, revealing exactly what it takes to wrangle a chaotic classroom (or seven) on a weekly basis. From the absolute characters found in the staffroom to school-trip mishaps and everything else inbetween, Put A Wet Paper Towel on It is a must-read for teachers and parents alike.
So sit up straight, four legs on your chair, fingers on lips and get ready to take a trip down memory lane. And remember – when in doubt, just put a wet paper towel on it.
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
Feb 27, 2025
I had to DNF this one unfortunately. Not what i thought it was. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Feb 17, 2024
Affirmed that I made the right choice in leaving primary teaching after 27 years BUT reminded me why it took me so long...
