Attack of the Vampire Weenies: And Other Warped and Creepy Tales

Written by David Lubar

Narrated by Christopher Gebauer and Suzy Jackson

A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime—literally. The
first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-ofgym-free card.
Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their
next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.

Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three more
warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the tradition
of the four previous collections—In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse
of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies—he reveals the inspiration behind
each story at the end of the book.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
• Release date: Mar 31, 2020
• ISBN: 9781980037385

David Lubar

David Lubar grew up in New Jersey and now lives next door in Pennsylvania. Armed with a degree in philosophy from Rutgers University and no marketable job skills, he spent several years as a starving writer before accidentally discovering that he knew how to program computers. He is now a full-time writer and the author of eleven books for teens and young readers, including Dunk (Clarion Books), Flip (Tor), and Wizards of the Game (Philomel). David Lubar lives with his wife; they have one highly intelligent daughter and three idiosyncratic cats.

Reviews for Attack of the Vampire Weenies

[librolindsay · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

I was expecting this to be a bit sillier...I guess there is some dark humor, but it's pretty dark. Like, I'd say a solid 80% of the tales end in death. Good for the Goosebumps crowd. Classic horror, Sally-learned-her-lesson-for-being-so-bratty-with-this-totally-gruesome-death sort of thing.

[koryd-2 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

"Stella is the meanest sister in the world. She got even meaner after I killed her neon tetras last month. All five of them. It wasn't my fault." (Lubar, 2012, p. 82)

Swift, creepy, and hilarious all sum up this collection of short stories for juvenile readers by David Lubar. His 'Weenies' series is back again and the tales are as warped and weird as ever. From fractured fairy tales to science fiction and with titles such as "Rapt Punzel", "MutAnt", and "Elf Improvement", you know you readers are in for some magic. Two features are included at the back of the book - breakdowns of some of the ideas and inspiration behind each of the short stories - very humorous and insightful, and a Reader's Guide section with information, activities, and discussion questions to complement the anthology selections. Lubar has a niche and a talent that juvenile readers will enjoy.

[krau0098 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

I got a copy of this book at Book Expo America in 2011 (yep it’s taken me a while to get to it). This is definitely one of those books aimed at reluctant boy readers in the 8-13 age range. Some of the stories are amusing, but they are all very short and end up being more sketches of ideas than fully realized stories.

There are 30+ stories in this slim 224 page book. So that alone will give you an idea of story length. The stories run a large range of weird and creepy. There’s a story about a boy who gets the ride of his life on an amusement park ride. There’s a story about mutant ants and one about a dragon. There is a parody story that pokes fun at sparkly vampires fans too.

All in all a pretty large range of the strange and creepy here. Many of the stories end with the lead boy dying or being hurt in some gruesome way; so if that bothers you as a parent just a heads up. Also given the frequent death I wouldn’t recommend this for younger kids, I honestly think it might be too intense and scary for them.

The stories are decently written but pretty simple stories with pretty simple sentence structure. This is definitely aimed at reluctant boy readers ages 8 to 14 or so. So if you are a boy in that age range I think you will really relate to and enjoy the stories. In many cases the main protagonist in the story is a boy, so that seems to be the audience Lubar is aiming for.

As an adult reading these stories I thought they were okay. The stories are very short and are basically quick sketches of ideas. Not a lot of character development and world building here; although most of the stories are full of some sort of irony that is darkly humorous. Again though, it is dark humor, I think while middle grade kids will enjoy it, younger kids might take it too literally and be scared.

I am going to keep this book around for my son to read when he’s a few years older (he’s five now). On a side note I got to meet Lubar and talk to him about this book at BEA. He was an incredibly nice guy who warned me right off the bat that these stories would be to intense for younger kids.

Overall an okay book. While I wouldn’t recommend this to adults, I do think boys in the 8-13 year age range will get a kick out of these stories. They are creepy and eerie horror stories filled with irony and dark humor. They poke fun at things boys will get into (like obnoxious older sisters and crazy classmates). If you have a middle grade reader who enjoys humor and horror definitely check this out.

[kresslya · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

Semi – scary stories for kids, but instead of monsters like vampires and werewolves there are weenies. This book would appeal to undeveloped middle school kid humor.

[slarsoncollins · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I got this book as a Goodreads giveaway. I'd originally thought to get it for my son to read, but after the first couple of stories I stopped. Not appropriate for him. But, I continued reading myself and very much enjoyed the stories. This collection of shorts is well written and imaginative. I look forward to reading more of Mr Lubar's books in the future.

[barbara_ell_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I received this advanced reader copy via Good Reads.

This is a great book for kids, about grades 4-7. Lots of short stories (about 33), only about 3-5 pages in length. They are a bit creepy, but not horror-ish. The part I liked best was at the end where the author tells what inspired him to write each tale. Some of them I can remember what the protagonist felt like when they had that "what if" question, and I could imagine how I would feel if it did come true like it did in the tale.