ACCORDING to family legend, my uncle Dominic invented the heated rear window. This is entirely feasible as he worked for the component maker Smiths for most of his life, but it never brought him fame and fortune, as the patent belonged to the company rather than him.
This got me thinking about my legacy, so I think it’s about time I invented something. My brainwave is a simple phrase which is something every Land Rover buyer should look out for – the BTFSH.
