I've been a resident of Deal, near Dover, for more than 25 years, but now I'm in big trouble with the authorities. Like being expelled from convent boarding school, I wonder if I will soon be asked to leave town.
My offence is that I had the house painted in what I thoughtwas a lovely Matisse blue. There were two other dwellings on our street painted blue, and I took inspiration from them. Previously, our house