Honest husband
Therapist to husband: “Your wife is very upset, you never buy her flowers.” Husband: “To be honest I never knew she sold flowers.” MAVIS JANETZKI, HORSHAM, VIC.
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Whose wife?
We all know the song by Carly Simon called ‘You’re So Vain’ … well my partner loves it. Sadly his interpretation of the words leaves a bit to be desired. He thinks the line containing