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TESSA CASTRO

IN COMPETITION No 303 you were invited to write a poem called Best Wishes. Polly Sharpe's sad tale began, ‘My dad was cool, he played guitar, / He shagged a woman in HR, / My mum said he had gone too far, / Divorced him for deception.’

Bill Holloway's narrator stipulated, ‘Your taste may be for oysters, lentils, punk, a ton of

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