LISTEN, I REALLY SHOULDN’T EVEN TELL YOU THIS. It’s not my place to say … fine, okay, OKAY. Can you promise to keep it between us?
Is your heart pounding? Do your ears feel hot? At the very least, you’re curious. And if I had to venture, you’ve got that on the precipice of having fun. What could it be that’s got a current surging through your spine and a smile spreading across your face? Folks, it’s gossip! Gossip is good. That’s right, having a little chat about something that’s absolutely, unequivocally nunyabusiness is nothing to feel bad about. In fact, we endorse it.
